Doody Dick

when you fuck a girl in the ass and she leaves shit smeared on it and your dick will also smell like shit

When I fucked Leslie in the ass I got doody dick. Maybe she should've cleaned her ass before I inserted my authority in there.

by RAAAAH! May 24, 2009

Doody Man

The Doody man is a man who makes a doody and gives it to you on special occasions.

The doody man brought me a doody for my birthday!!

by Kadaken January 7, 2005

Doodie Pumps

It is a word that is used to describe that friend with a big chin that loves to drink way to much beer.

Friend: Oh man do you want to talk about it.

You: Na man, just stop being a doodie pumps.

by funkshen December 19, 2011

doody brain

Same thing as a shithead or a fucking moron, either fit very well. One who's head is filled with excrement and cannot make intelligent decisions. A Douche, dildo or jack ass.

My friend Barratt is a fucking doody brain.

by Fisty McGee August 2, 2006

doody bun

Fat poopy ass wit duh poob

Marsha: my doody bun yum
Richard Nixon: mmm, doody bun good

by SuckaFatOneuwu May 27, 2020

Doodie Cakes

A solid poo nug smelling nothing like cake due to the fact that this comes out of your ass not a bakery.

I love those mornings when I hit the can and bake up some mean doodie cakes. Its a great way to start your day

by foomanchew June 20, 2005

Howdy Doody

Getting up and looking into the toilet before flushing to see what's there.

Even though he was in a hurry, Buford performed a "Howdy Doody" before finished his business.

by ExecUtron May 15, 2007