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Dongle Jizz

A USB "dongle" or port filled to the top with semen or male cum. It sometimes oozes out of the port.
Person 1: Yo dude! Yesterday I saw my brother with a dongle jizz.
Person 2: Really? I wouldn't dare cum into my PC, it would warp to a super machine.
Person 1: Yeah, maybe my brother even impregnated the PC, maybe later I'll have a Raspberry Pi mini PC!
by Mr.Waffle Jizz May 27, 2019
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Dongle

An accessory used for iPhone 7 and later which connects your traditional headphones to your iPhone 7 or later since they no longer have an audio jack.
Hey bro, I forgot my dongle, can I use yours?”
by Vulgar Knight March 25, 2019
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Dongle

It's a short way to say "I've nothing to say"
"That movie is so boring, what you think about it?"
"dongle"
"ok"
by Creativist2001 November 30, 2022
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Kashif's dongle

A very suspicious dongle that one day disappeared without a trace. To this day, no one knows the location of Kashif's mysterious dongle.
Person 1: Does anyone know the location of Kashif's dongle?
Kashif: Dongle
by Due-Size-1237 February 7, 2025
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Dongle-Bone

The vestigial tail bone of a human. Also used as a metaphor for uselessness
He's being a Dongle-Bone sitting in his room all day
by QuaggleNuts October 4, 2025
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Dongle

A person who is always lost and doesn't know what is happening around them.
That dongle is daydreaming again. He's so lost I swear down!
by ((( January 9, 2024
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Fat Dongle

I large (or thicc) piece of software, the main use of the "fat dongle" is to shove that thicc bae into your sexy computer and make someone jizz.
"Babe, shove that fat dongle into my hardware"
by FatDongle April 20, 2017
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