"Bro, I heard Kanye West is giving out free waffles and CDs at his concert this weekend"
"Bro, don't make me nut"
"Bro, don't make me nut"
by DamnHe'sGood March 18, 2015
by dododo March 02, 2003
A phrase spouted by punk-ass n00bs who can't back up their insolent behavior right before they get a tazer to their dome.
by MJMizzle September 19, 2007
In reference to Andrew Meyer being tasered at the Univervisy of Florida. Synonymous with "get off my case" or "give me a break." If someone is bustin' your balls, and you want them to lay off.
Mike: "Hey man, you sure are a dumbass for fucking it up with that hot chick last night.
Derek: "Hey, don't tase me, bro! I was drunk!"
Derek: "Hey, don't tase me, bro! I was drunk!"
by panjialang September 20, 2007
An expression of disbelief; a means of expressing, "don't lie to me, I already know the truth." Rural Southern origin.
I know where you were last night. Don't give me no jazz." "Don't gimme no jazz, I saw you looking at her.
by Black Bowler October 06, 2010
Phrase uttered by Andrew Meyer at a University of Florida event at which John Kerry was speaking. Meyer, after committing the apparent crime of asking long-winded and potentially rhetorical questions, was arrested by several officers and forced to the ground. After questioning the logic behind his arrest, and asking if he could leave, it was decided by the University police force that the only course of action was to tase him into submission.
Cop: Hey, this isn't a free-speech zone. Either shut your dirty mouth or I get to play with this electro-shock weapon the state was dumb enough to issue me"
Guy: Hey, don't tase me, bro.
Cop: That's it.
Guy: ARRGHHHHHHHHH
Guy: Hey, don't tase me, bro.
Cop: That's it.
Guy: ARRGHHHHHHHHH
by J. Eklow September 21, 2007
by Enyce November 19, 2013