BOB DOLE

Jesus Christ, Ghandi, and Chuck Norris all thrown into the same person. Known for singing Safety Dance and washing down loads of viagra with 2 liter bottles of pepsi.

I just joined the new Church of Bob Dole

by Jburns April 12, 2010

Bob Dole Walk

When someone is walking down the street and hold one arm down at their waistband at all times to keep their concealed gun from moving or making their pants fall down. Called this due to one arm never moving resembling the post Stroke Bob Dole

"that dude just bob dole walked past us, I bet he is packing"

by Moonpie225 October 30, 2011

Bob Dole's Asshole

When smoking marijuana, the last hit from a bowl often has a displeasing taste or aroma; Bob Dole's asshole is what this last hit is often called. This is what a person can say when passing the questionable hit to the next person in rotation.

"Do you want Bob Dole?"
"Gross! That tasted like Bob Dole's asshole!"
"Why didn't you tell me it was Bob Dole?!"

by AnnaCallahan June 11, 2008

wanking like peter on the dole

Masturbating 11 times a day while sponging off society.

We all started wanking like peter on the dole when we saw the bottle of midleton.

it was like john just grew a badonkadonk.

by elburno March 8, 2008

Bob Dole

A former republican presidential nominee and senator who spoiled his reputation by doing Viagra ads.

Can be used as a verb: "I Bob Doled your mom."
Can be used as a noun: "I picked myself up a pack of Bob Doles."
Can be used as an adjective: "The Bob Dole room is the sexiest room in the house."

by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006

Bob Dole

A man, who had a dream about a man, who called himself Bob Dole, alot.

Bob Dole likes Bob Dole hear Bob Dole say Bob Dole. Bob Dole!

by Eric McDouché February 3, 2008

Bob Dole

Bob dole, bob dole, bob dole bob dole bob dole, bob dole, bo---b do---lleee, bob d---*snores*

Watch Family Guy, thats a great part.

by ButtholeBob July 14, 2004