I dont know, I'm not a Doctor

A sarcastic reply to a very obvious statement or situation.

Gerry: So you stayed up all night eh?
Phil: Yep and I feel really sleep deprived.
Gerry: Really? You know I heard sleep was a good way to treat sleep deprivation, but again I dont know, I'm not a doctor. I might be wrong.

Andrew: Hey look! It's raining outside!
John: Yea I heard it tends to happen every once and a while....but again I dont know, I'm not a doctor so don't take my word on that.

by Owen Finnegan June 11, 2007

Doctorism

The near-religious belief that the Doctor (Doctor Who) exists and does in fact save your life nearly every day. This belief arises from unexplained happy-coincidences, such as an unknown man catching a baby that fell 3 stories, or the oil from the 2009 spill disappearing. Subscribers to Doctorism are known as either Doctorites, Companions, or Neo-Whovians.

Doctorism at its best:
Ronny: "Hey, did you hear? That family that went missing a week ago turned up! No one knows how, and they don't really remember."

Joe: "It was the Doctor for sure! I knew he's real!"

by Draelathor October 30, 2011

head doctor

a female that enjoys to suck cock

go see the head doctor

by EZ ES300 January 24, 2007

Doctor Wurzel

1. A character from the Gorillaz autobiography, Rise Of The Ogre, who stole the winnebago from Murdoc.

2. A term used to describe a scary, male deputy head teacher who somewhat resembles a paedophile.

1. Doctor Wurzel stole the effing winne. Lets go kill him!

2. Uhoh, Doctor Wurzel has just locked that girl in his office!

by Tazar The Yoot March 25, 2007

Docktor

An expert in docking. A man with a stretchy, elastic or pliable foreskin capable of enveloping the head of another man's penis.

Doctor Jay proved to be quite the docktor... after he engulfed the acorn head of Mark's penis within his voluminous web of foreskin.

by Clean up your messages please July 20, 2010

Doctor Phil

Our Lord and savior who solves all of the worlds problems

Doctor Phil: "Ur fat, ur stupid, why u here bitch."
Karen: "Why u bully me cunt"
Doctor Phil: "No u"
Audience: "clap clap clap clap clap"

by MeminDemon October 29, 2019

Doctor Cox

Extremely hilarious sarcastic character from popular American television series scrubs, Doctor Cox is a very good doctor and spends his time destroying the confidence of another young doctor named JD in a variety of hilarious ways, mainly refering to him as a girl or putting him down with a long and sarcastic speech, however at the end somehow manages to come up with wise words to make everyone laugh and live happily ever after or just reflect on the sadness of life and death

Dude! did you see Doctor Cox on scrubs the other day?? he totally owned JD!!

by Tarjasangel August 11, 2006