Dividing by 0

The quickest way to end life as we know it.

Me: Don't even try dividing by 0.
Person: *divides by 0*
*universe implodes*

by Normal American Citizen August 9, 2012

Dickido

A problem males has when their stomach hangs out further then their dick do. When the gurth of the stomach is longer than the persons penis.

You better stop eating too much. Otherwise you might have a dickido.

by El coyote March 13, 2019

divide and conquer

When a chicks breasts are spread by a strap.

Sitting in a car with a seat belt or walking down the street with a purse strap between her breasts. Look at that divide and conquer. Those are gonna slap her in the face.

by Deboe August 31, 2008

divident

A quarterly payment to shareholders of various equities, including owners of American Capital Strategies, often exceeding 10-11% annually. These healthy divident payments more than make up for having to explain the meaning of the word so often to newcomers to forums and chatrooms.

When will the divident show up in my account? I bought it today on purpose because I know that it is ex-divident day...

by Malon Wilkus April 13, 2008

dividing line

imaginary line dividing the time before total and absolute exploitation of subculture, and the time there after; the dividing line being around the year 2000

I know you think you're a punk or a goth, but he was real before the dividing line.

by Josh, The One November 4, 2008

He Will Not Divide Us!

He Will Not Divide Us! is a slogan made up by actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf to fight Donald Lump and his tiny hands.

Trump: me gon bild a wahllllll!
Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf: He Will Not Divide Us! He Will Not Divide Us! He Will Not Divide Us!

by somethingsimpler January 27, 2017

digital divide

Profile photos on Facebook or any other social networking site in which a woman prominently features her cleavage.

You: Wow, look at Henrietta's Facebook pic. Could she show any more cleavage?

Me: I thought she was a nice girl. What's with the digital divide?

You: Maybe we should tell her mom...

Me: Are you kidding? Have you seen her fuzzy logic on MySpace?

by LearnedOne August 14, 2009