Touring with Joy Division

Adjective, describing that the subject (typically a musician) is dead, particularly when the person to whom it is addressed is either unaware or uncertain of their demise.
Didn't you hear? Joe Strummer's been touring with Joy Division since 2002.
by Zincoxide November 29, 2006
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Solo Aviator Division

Stands for "Mile-High Club - Solo Aviator Division."

Means jacking off on an airplane in flight. Usually done in toilet cubicle or underneath an airplane blanket. An elaboration on Mile High Club that has long meant sexual congress on an airplane.

Abbreviation: "SAD."

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"You mean some people are so hot to join the Mile High Club that they'll fly solo?"

"You mean, join the Solo Aviator Division? That's SAD! (chuckles). As a flight attendant, I see all sorts of things, like splooge in the unisex toilets the last visitor didn't even clean up. And you wouldn't believe what goes on under those airline blankets."

"Yuck! Now I know why they're so skanky. Thanks for the warning."

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by al-in-chgo March 07, 2010
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poo parlor division

Ooer, I really must use the damned poo parlor division before I soil my underknickers.
by homosexual March 30, 2003
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Division 28 West

1. The best Key Club Division in the Cali-Nev-Ha District.

2. This division is always in the utmost of spirit and are a bunch of highly dedicate community service members.

3. They serve the and believe in helping their home, school, and community, and combat all forces which tend to undermine those institutions.

4. They are the division that is always in the top 3 during the Southern California Fall Rally Sessions.

5. This division is composed of the following : Bishop, Cent., Cimar., Duran., Clark, Faith, Meadows, NWCTA, Pahrump, Palo, Sierra V., Spring V., Western
John: Who's the loudest during the Southern California Fall Rally Session?

Jessica: I have no clue, but they always wear lime green shirts.

John: Look over there! (points at a kid with a lime green shirt w/ a Seamonkey on it)

Jessica: OH! It's those Division 28 West Seamonkeys!

John: Awesome! I wanna join those Key Clubs in Las Vegas just to be in that division!

Jessica: Me too!
by Key Clubba July 11, 2008
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City Club Division

This superior group of individuals existed 2019-2023. Collectively, these were some of the most brilliant, savvy, adaptive, creative, well-branded, and wise people that the world has ever known. It's rumored that the Division was disbanded in 2023 in fear of world domination.
Guy #1: Hey you ever hear about the City Club Division?
Guy #2: Yes, those were some badass MFers
Guy #1: How so?
Guy #2: In every possible way
Guy #1: Dope
by rick.for.the.winland April 30, 2023
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Panzer Division

Adjective;

As in reference to WWII, now refers to overly-obese and extremely obnoxious females with insatiable appetites for men of any type. Like the German tanks that share the same name, spotting one almost always means trouble. More mobile and crafty than a Sherman, a Panzer Division is never seen without alcohol and/or drugs and often wears clothing that no women their size should ever consider buying for sake of the entire world. Best to avoid at all costs.
Oh no, look out, I think that Panzer Division has spotted us and is tromping towards this way! RUN!

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We better break this party before that Panzer Division over there sees us.
by C-Chilla January 10, 2006
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Yogurt squirter division

Dress up as FBI SWAT team the breaking your house from jack off on everything
Yogurt squirter division everything sticky and excitement
by Kingofdick July 30, 2020
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