danisnotonfire

A full-time internet hobo

fan: What's your job?
danisnotonfire: I'm a full-time internet hobo!

by SophieLou January 21, 2013

[Denis Leary]

A comedian who gained fame and notoriety in the 90s using Bill Hicks' entire persona and many of the same jokes, and has been hackin' it ever since.

Q: Why is Denis Leary a star while Bill Hicks is relatively unknown? A: Because there's no cure for cancer.

by VafdoutCocktail January 21, 2009

danish shower

a inside joke from one direction

I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are Danish
Danish showers instead of british showers

by anonymous November 15, 2020

denise

A denise is with out a doubt the most gorgeous girl in the universe. She will do anything for her friends. If you have a denise as a friend, keep her, becuase losing her would be the worst possible thing that could ever happen. Denise's are the most amazing, fantastic, funny, and passionate girls ever. They are the best possible friend that you could ever ask for. Always willing to help you no matter what. If you are in need of anything, denise is the one to call. No matter what. They tend to be very shy, just take time to talk to her and get to know her you are guaranteed to love this rare beauty. Her personality is like a diamond amongst rocks. Not only is she beautiful on the inside but also on the outside. She has stunning curves, beautiful big eyes, and shiny brown hair. She is the best girlfriend a guy could ever want. To date her is comparable to heaven on earth. She is always give, never take. She is not one to take advantage of you, although she is often taken for advantage. She is not the most outgoing person and guys tend to get bored of her after just a little while. They dont give her a chance. Worst mistake ever. She is a Goddess in human form. Absolutely perfect in every way. If you find a denise, latch on for dear life. She is a life-long friend. Never let her go. Love her till the end. She is guaranteed to always be full of surprises. Usually they are very passionate about animals and nature as well.

I can't live without my denise.
To have a denise is to live happy.

by supergirl2126 February 24, 2010

Denise

denise the person you need in your life shes the nicestes most genours person who is always there for you denise is not someone you can describe shes just too perfect and she will do whatever she can to cheer you up not to mention gorgues but denises are always not sharing how they feel just take some time to know her better to know her more please chrish denise forever shes there for you no matter what

boy "woah is that denise shes so beatiful "

by fluke21 May 24, 2017

Danism

Danists practice sleeping with on socks on and riding bikes without helmets.

A religion founded by the greatest Dan that lives in the midwestern continental part of the United States.
In Dan Hickey, We Trust.

"Danism is considerably the greatest religion that exists!" exclaimed Al Gore.

by 404 Name Not Found March 21, 2019

Danish drop-off

is the next best thing to getting a ride home.

It's 4 am, you're out hanging out with people, you ask a Danish who lives in your area if he/she can drop you off home. He/she will say yes. You will get dropped a few blocks away from your place, at his/her place and need to walk for 10-20 min to your place. That's a Danish drop-off.

by lightside July 25, 2010