potheads dilemma

whenever you want to get high but your missing one of three key components: bud, bowl, fire. No matter what two you do have, missing one will leave you fucked.

-"Hey I got a new bong, lets get stoned!"
-"Hell yeah! I got a new lighter!"
-"I don't have any weed..."
-"Neither do I..."
-(together) "well fuck!!"

potheads dilemma

by texasfotwenty March 17, 2010

Dilemma

A difficult decision to chose one of two options

A student asks his English teacher if he can give him a definiton of a dilemma

The teacher tells him; Imagine you’re on a bed and one one side is a naked super hot chick and on the other side is a naked gay dude, who’s side are u turning to?

by Yanick the agender V. 2 January 6, 2019

DILIGAF

DILIGAFAcromym for DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK.

Hi, my name is Mr. Dilagaf nice to meet you.

by KRAZYMONKEY November 11, 2004

dude diligence

Getting proper approval from your male friend(s) to proceed with a course of action.

Chuck: Dude, I just saw Rick macking with Kate at the mall. I thought Kate was still with Tommy.
Sean: Hey man, it’s cool. I heard that Rick broke it off with Kate and he cleared Tommy to date Kate, so Tommy did his dude diligence.

by the comand'r November 14, 2013

Digimon

A good and popular show meant for all ages. It has quite a good plot and fanbase. And LadyDevimon has big breasts.

Digimon fanfics are cool.

by KS May 28, 2003

DILFMO

this term is used when you've already scored the DILF and have determined that he's a Dad I'd Like to Fuck More Often

I know I've already slept with him once, but he's hot and a definite DILFMO.

by cougarcub June 26, 2009

dilema

a position or situation giving two choices, neither usually good.

The dilema was either to stay home and do the dishes or go to school.

by John Cormier January 4, 2008