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Chronic Dildonis

When someone gets an erection but instead of the penis becoming swollen with blood it gradually becomes smaller and eventually retracts into one’s body.
Person 1: Bro did you bang that chick last night?
Person 2: Nah man I have chronic dildonis, there’s no hope for me.
by Kdaddy&Pat February 16, 2019
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Dildoblaster

One who forces a dildo into the anal cavity of them self or other type of life form.

Used as an insult to offend another being.
Chris is such a Dildoblaster.
by Sir SiphiluS August 5, 2008
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Dildoery

Dil-doh-ery verb : act up, caper, carry on*, cavort, clown, fool around, joke, misbehave, play, play jokes, romp, roughhouse, show off, half ass something.a person who amuses others by ridiculous or odd behavior, jokes, etc a foolish person.
The board filled with tickets all at once and dildoery ensued.
(past tense) : Dil-doh-ic < Steve acted in a dildoic manner.
by Tastydactyle March 15, 2011
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dibdong

A combination of the words dibshit and dingdong meaning very stupid, especially useful when one does something stupid.
Goddamn it Daniel you had one job! You're such a fucking dibdong.
by Yes,Yes,AndYes April 25, 2019
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Dildo-BoJack

Those Dildo-BoJack’s have full beards and weight 350 pounds.
by Captain Asshole P1 February 12, 2020
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Green Dildo

On a candlestick chart a large upward trending candle.
Bro, Bitcoin printed a huge green dildo on the hourly chart!
by Jaboney March 30, 2021
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dildophobia

When a guy is scared of vibrators, because they either steal women, or because they are basically robot peni.
Me: See, the vibrators are like terminators, and humans like peni!
Her: Sever dildophobia.
by Jingleheimer schmitt, John Jacob September 10, 2008
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