1. A game that is played by 2 or more legends by placing your hammer in your tool belt simulating a penis while throwing a roll of blue tape or other circular object in an effort to land it on your opponents hammer. Similar to ring toss, but way more intense by adding alcohol and "spicy" cigarettes of your choice and only choosing deserving and qualified opponents.
2. A group of highly skilled carpenters
2. A group of highly skilled carpenters
1. Bro, check out those hammer dicks, those guys really know how to lay pipe.
2. Aww man, we can't finish the job because we are so basic, I wish a couple of hammer dicks were around to show us how to do it right!
3. Muzzle your bitch, hammer dicks are on there way!
2. Aww man, we can't finish the job because we are so basic, I wish a couple of hammer dicks were around to show us how to do it right!
3. Muzzle your bitch, hammer dicks are on there way!
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Reference to receiving bad news or a problem issue brought to you. Some one else's mistake becomes yours to fix.
by brickeycrow November 6, 2017
Get the bouquet of dicks mug.A game where four men stand in a circle with their pants down and dicks erect. They begin to smack their penises together by thrusting their hips (as no hand contact is allowed). The object of the game is to climax as quickly as possible. Once you achieve ejaculation, you are safe. The jizz is collected in a cup and the person who does not ejaculate drinks the contents of the cup. *You MUST be strait to play.*
by FiddleDicks September 26, 2010
Get the Fiddle-Dicks mug.Noun/adjective. In the top five of worst things imaginable. Picture a burlap sack of severed, bloody dicks. Yep, pretty much the worst thing ever.
I can be used in many contexts, describing smell, emotion, taste, sound, disgust, etc.
I can be used in many contexts, describing smell, emotion, taste, sound, disgust, etc.
"I drank too much last night, and now this morning I feel like a giant bag of dicks."
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"This dead prostitute smells like a bag of dicks."
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"Cheryl's liver and onions were horrible. I would have rather ate a bag of dicks."
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"This dead prostitute smells like a bag of dicks."
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"Cheryl's liver and onions were horrible. I would have rather ate a bag of dicks."
by Bryan745 October 27, 2005
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Related to the slang term mad, indicating "a lot" or an undefined large amount. When applied to dicks, however, "mad" signifies exactly thirteen.
Related to the slang term mad, indicating "a lot" or an undefined large amount. When applied to dicks, however, "mad" signifies exactly thirteen.
by Beau Shuda October 21, 2011
Get the mad dicks mug.What you call someone who's more than a dick. That person has to cross the line of being a dick multiple times. This is also a Supernatural reference towards Lucifer.
In Supernatural 5.19 Hammer of the Gods
Gabriel: Lucifer, you're my brother. And I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks.
Lucifer: Wait, what did you just say to me?
Gabriel: Lucifer, you're my brother. And I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks.
Lucifer: Wait, what did you just say to me?
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