Daryoush Theory

It takes a person of exceptional ignorance to truly perplex a person with an average to high intellect.

The Daryoush Theory:

“I personally believe, that U.S. Americans,
are unable to do so,
because uh,
some, people out there, in our nation don’t have maps.
and uh…
I believe that our education like such as in South Africa,
and the Iraq,
everywhere like such as…
and, I believe they should uh,
our education over here,
in the U.S. should help the U.S.
or should help South Africa,
and should help the Iraq and Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future,
for us.”

by TigerLuv October 11, 2011

Chav- Diary.

Medley..

Harry Potter: OH LOOK. Its Bee.. Who's she with?
Ron: I think she's with that Diary of hers.
Harry: Oh yeah.. The one who doesnt know he's a chav yet..
Ron: Yeah that one. Thats dude's well G.
Pikachu: PIKA!
Edward Cullen: Dude why are we here.

^^ S'a Chav- Diary..

by BumbleBuzz May 18, 2010

diaroo

The act of taking a large shit in a kangeroo's pouch (preferably while the joey is still in it)to be raised as an infant

Steve Irwin: Oh man fuck these Kangeroos im gunna diaroo right in thier pouch... OH FUCK A STINGRAY

by Robert E. Principe February 10, 2008

Diary of a wimpy kid

The wimpy kid is a little shit kids book that children read when they are being raped.

Greg heffley was getting molested as he was reading diary of a wimpy kid.

by UrbanLegend22 May 3, 2019

diario

stupid spanish work mr wiess gives us

i forgot to turn in my diario so mr weirss marked me down....

by da cheese December 10, 2004

DiarySeeker

a person who sits around reading their old diary entries..and laughs about how stupid she/he was

Person One: Reads...

Person Two: wtf..are u doing?

Person One: Oh! just reading my old diary

Person Two: Dude your such a diaryseeker

by Ur MOM! BD March 24, 2009

Diarookie

When taking a dump the consistency is that of a milkshake but quickly solidifies.

Diarookie: The Opposite of Dookeria

by Noochi August 15, 2011