dexter the texter

The person that is useless to have a one on one real conversation with. Is so busy texting with either hand or both, or talking on a cell, and having a half-assed conversation, so you what ever and leave and they don't even notice or care even less.

My gf was being dexter the texter, so I just left.

by Guido1 February 25, 2010

Dexter Jones

The natural and complete evolution of "The Shocker". Consists of "all in the pink, all in the stink" alternating in varying degrees of penetrations-per-minute (PPM). No care is really given for pleasure or otherwise; to the contrary, it's merely performed for bragging rights at a later date.

How to perform the "Dexter Jones":

1. Make a fist. Make sure you tuck ur thumb. It might get in the way as PPMs increase.
2. Pummel at will. It is wise to warn the receiving party for beginners. Intermediate and beyond? Go for the five finger surprise.

Enjoy!

I met this random drunk chick at the club and ended up Dexter Jonesin' her behind the Hess station

by Thee Creator October 08, 2007

anti dexterous

Not skillful in movements especially those involving the hands.

She is anti dexterous therefore she cannot cut correctly with a scissors.

by Blue Chips April 16, 2020

Dexter Manning

The coolest, funniest, sexiest, most awesomest drum-playing, video gaming British guy known to mankind. He's currently a co-star of the Machinima series "Sanity Not Included".

>Hey dude, didja watch last week's episode of Sanity Not Included?
>Ya. When I saw Dexter Manning, I jizzed myself.

by HeyItsAndie April 03, 2011

Evan dexter

a person who says every name with r

evan dexter says ellr jillianr rhonr

by ur mom is my hoe December 14, 2021

Dexter's Laboratory

The first actually original program on Cartoon Network, focused on a boy genius with an inexplicable accent of unknown origin who built a top secret laboratory hidden behind a bookcase in his bedroom. Episodes typically featured his inventions getting destroyed by his ditzy ballerina of a sister, Dee-Dee, alongside the occasional confrontation from resident antagonist, Mandark. The first season also had short superhero-themed segments that were quickly given the boot.

I remember the days of Dexter's Laboratory, where not every cartoon needed to have an over-arching story; all you needed were explosions and monkeys!

by PinkElephantPants December 10, 2018

poin-dexter

Slang term for a nerdy guy with glasses.

Hey nice shoes poin-dexter!

by Joe Fox September 03, 2007