David Piece

The Jewish equivalent of a Jesus piece; a chain with the star of David on the end.

Person: "Hey, what is that emblem"

David Piece owner: "This is my David piece, it's the star of David"

by dannyj6969 August 19, 2008

David Byrne School of Dancing

When someone is dancing in a horribly twisted, convulted way, they are said to have attended the
David Byrne School of Dancing. (David Byrne of the Talking Heads)

Graduates of the David Byrne School of Dancing...

Bald lead singer from Midnight Oil
Elaine Benes (of Seinfeld)
Myself and many others.

by perishable517 May 20, 2005

David Bowie

Among the most influential musicians of the century, Bowie has managed to stay at the top of the charts for more than thirty years largely due to his talent for modifying his persona with characters like 1972's Ziggy Stardust and The Thin White Duke. Emerging as a Mod out of Brixton, London at 19, he is best known for his role in the Glam movement of the early 1970s. Born David Robert Haywood Jones on January 8th, 1947, he changed his name in 1966 in order to avoid confusion with Monkees lead singer Davey Jones. Bowie has one perpetually dilated eye (which gives the appearance of two different colours) due to a schoolyard fight.

David Bowie was indeed the Nazz.

by Jackie Deram May 24, 2005

David Moyes

A person of a severe brain impediment and an uncanny knack for failure at whatever they attempt. People of this nature are naturally ginger and consume haggis for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Person: "I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm David Moyes."

Person: "How on earth can you go 17 matches without a win?! He's having a David Moyes!"

Person: "My wife and kids have left me. I've lost my job. Everyone hates me. Well, at least I'm not David Moyes"

Person: "Why are United doing so shite this year?! Ahhh David Moyes"

by yasleo December 7, 2013

DavidsDeadLootbox

When your friend orders a loot box and you tried to be like them but you got a lame box instead

davidsDeadLootbox is so dead bro.

by Mikethunders100 March 30, 2019

DavidsWetOrgasm

When your boi david needed to blow off some extra steam off after his mock exam so he goes into his room and starts meat beating to a romantic novel involving Etika from the EtikaWorldNetwork whom is also from Brooklyn, NY. in the United States of America which is currently being run by dOnAlD tRuMp while this is being written off my computer @9:45pm in 2019 Whilst I am also situated in Murica (AKA The same country as Etika from the EtikaWorldNetwork whom I also mentioned earlier in this wonderful erotic definition). owo

David is having a wonderful footmassage called DavidsWetOrgasm

by Mikethunders100 March 30, 2019

Davidson Middle School

A school that no one gives a shit about, and people come to school to fuck around and get high af. Davidson is where your gap sweaters and fake chains are more important then anything. Expect fights twice a week on the snake path, condoms on the floor, and vapes literally everywhere. Although it may seem pretty bad (even tho it is) it’s very overlooked and people need to pay more attention to it. But if you run with the right people then it’s pretty fun and you make the best memories (what’s more memorable then living in a hellhole with your friends.) This schools is pretty interesting you won’t find anything like it. Pay attention to everything because you learn a lot if you roll with things. Have fun. And no I’m not 🧢

You go to Davidson Middle School?

Damn that’s a bitch sorry man❌🧢

by Iykyk im omwtfyb October 14, 2019