Smoke Device Engineering

The engineering discipline associated with the brainstorming, designing, prototyping, manufacturing, or testing of any device with the designed purpose of smoke inhalation.

The discipline most college students turn to when their current major isn't going their way or finals are approaching.

The creation of a miscellaneous smoking device from ordinary materials.

Student 1: Yo dude this Electrical Engineering isn't working out for me I think I'm just move home and study Smoke Device Engineering.
Student 2: I don't know man when we were studying the other day it was really making sense.

by ECE Seniors 12 March 12, 2010

Uterine Homing Device

The possibly-mythical anatomical organ that allows mothers and wives to find any lost object

Mom! Where's my homework? Use your Uterine Homing Device to find it! Or, Honey, I lost my car keys! Where are they. Turn on your Uterine Homing Device.

by Bruce Alan July 07, 2016

CL1T Pointing Device

That little button in the middle of a laptop keyboard that you can use to move your cursor instead of the mouse or trackpad, which is used by caressing it with your middle finger in different directions.

My mouse doesn't work!
I know, I'll use the CL1T Pointing Device instead .

by HuxterNZ February 21, 2018

neck down device

a females boy toy that is there to perform not to think. One that never argues when given a command by a female his only response is Oh K.

Girl says:" Hey you can you fill up my drink and while you're there clean up the kitchen and make sure I'm satisfied in how the job is done"

Neck down device says: Oh K

by Quimmy650 August 23, 2009

Super Technological Device

A super technological device is called an STD.

Wow, this super technological device I got is so cool!

by bruhthisismyhandle September 07, 2021

Thermonuclear Transmodification Device

A device that transmodifies things using the power of thermonuclear energy.

BANG
Kyle: Tom, did you just put Jimmy in the Thermonuclear Transmodification Device?
Tom: er...
BANG
Kyle: No! It transmodified Jimmy into a brick... a thermonuclear brick!

by Random Twoddle July 30, 2005

Uteran Tracking Device

A built in GPS that some females have.

I know where you are because I have a Uteran Tracking Device.

by PineappleJuice March 13, 2015