Deuce Bumps

The goose bumps that often precede or accompany an imminent, voluminous bowel movement.

I knew I had to find a rest stop post-haste when I got the deuce bumps.

by Joe Crowe May 14, 2008

blue deuce

The nickname of the #2 miller lite car in nascar. Has been driven by Rusty Wallace, Kurt Busch, and Brad Keselowski.

And the winner is Kurt Busch driving the blue deuce.

by roaneraider November 4, 2010

deucery

Any place reasonably equipped to drop a deuce; A toilet; A bathroom

Stefan ate P.F. Changs and must now drop a deuce weighing 80 Courics in the deucery.

by jookyone March 12, 2008

Deucecicle

When your taking a shit and your initial push produces a very long gnarly turd that doesn't break off from your ass and hangs there like an icicle. Typically this turd is touching the water.

Mark: Did you hear about Brian's deucecicle?
Adam: Yeah, rumor has it that was roughly 11 inches.
Mark: Yeah, he said he squirmed on the toilet vicously until the deucecicle broke off his asshole.
Adam: WICKED BRO! WICKED!

by AA-Team June 25, 2009

Deucetop

The point of one's butt where the curvature angle is such that there is no greater peak level of elevation; the highest point of one's butt; the arch of the butt

(1) "Yo I climbed that deucetop like a warrior with a battle ax"; (2) "You know I maintain my deucetop like a Cadillac, that shit glistens"; (3) "Wife maintains that deucetop pristine, shit belongs in a gallery"

by digital jamando March 13, 2015

PJ DEUCE

A fat retarded wigger, who claims to hate black people, Also likes to lie about alot of bullshit including, but not limited to going into the military, and fucking hot chicks

Yo man, I seen PJ DEUCE up at the trolly stop, he was hanging with dirty fuck Frank, they were wearing football jerseys.

by Trolley Stop Phil February 19, 2003

proper deuce

Taking a big shit. It comes out clean and in one piece, leaving you feeling a lot lighter than you did before. You feel like you got it all out. Minimal wiping is required.

Hey Bo, I'm going to the bathroom to take a proper deuce.

by EricGNutz March 14, 2008