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Poopoo Dectector

A job that really fails.
Originates from when someone poops uncivilizedly in random places and require someone else to find it and clean it up.
Don't even ask me for what my job is, its Poopoo Dectector.
by DongBeiDaMi May 5, 2010
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Big Detecto

The cameras and other security devices that are everywhere invading our privacy and watching us 24 hours a day. Can locate us by satellite wherever we are.
Everywhere I go, Big Detecto is there.
by bagitbabe May 15, 2008
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gaydar dectector

when a straight guy can tell from a 6th sense that there is a homosexual in the room or place he just walked in

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when a gay person walks past you and you get the bone chilling feeling that the person was gay
*steve just walks in the room* my gaydar dectector is going off...there are 5 gay people in here. 2 at the bar, 1 is with his girlie friends and the other 2 are OH MY GOD thats fuckin disgusting

*steve walks past a gay dude* that guy tripped my gaydar detector. faaaaaaag
by The Lost Game November 15, 2009
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Frost Detectors

It's a bit cold today. I've just seen the nips on Jane's frost detectors.
by thecraftybutterfly March 9, 2009
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derectory

A booklet listing da most virile studs in da area who are both "willing" and able to "get it up" easily and reliably.
You don't need a derectory to find an eager sex-god to share your pillow... just dress in a skimpy outfit and wiggle yer ass/boobs at prospective dudes whom you meet around town, and see if said hunks get a visible hard-on.
by QuacksO February 15, 2020
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devector

Devector is one cool mf
The second a devector walks into the room you know you're gonna have a great time
guy 1: devector
guy 2: :D
by pancito rico July 24, 2022
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Deytector

The more stupid or outrageous an association football tweet or a homophobic tweet is, the increased likelihood that the tweet author is Nigerian. This is usually proven when one searches the pidgin word "dey" in their Twitter profile.
Comment: "Jude called Greenwood a rap!st about two seasons ago. Even after Greenwood was found not guilty."
Response: "my deytector is off the charts"

Comment: "gay is unnaturally, the rainbow guys can cry about it"
Response: "i searched 'dey' in your profile and got hundreds of results"
by the man of diction September 1, 2025
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