Destructo Party

A house party where the majority of the guests simultaneously (and usually in a state of moderate to extreme inebriation) decide to trash the venue, much to the dismay of the host.

John: Hey man. How was your weekend?

Gregory: Not too sure. I woke up on Sunday with glass shards in my hand.

John: DESTRUCTO-PARTAAAAAAAAAY*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Enthusiastic exclamation of the phrase "Destructo Party"

by Herniated gubernaculum March 15, 2010

self destruct

Verb: to voluntarily destroy oneself, and/or any property under ones control, in order to deny any advantage to ones enemy(ies).

"As the Soviet Army surrounded the Stalingrad bunker, Hitler gave the order to Field Marshall von Paulus to self destruct, which he disobeyed."

by speedog May 3, 2010

Destruction Week

A group of 7 friends participate in this dreaded event. One person is assigned a specific day of the week, and on the given day the rest of the group teams up to makes fun of the person with there being NO restrictions. Another participant is verbally abused the next day and so on and so forth until the week is over. Topics such as racial background, attractive sisters/mothers, weight, death in the family, or general pet-peeves are encouraged to destroy your friends self-esteem! This week will ruin friendships, but it is the ultimate test of self-esteem and human connection.

RULES
-There are no verbal restrictions
-verbal abuse only
-24 hours of abuse starting at 12am all days
-if a participant is not present on their designated day, then they will be rescheduled and someone else will take their place.
-If the victim decides to "back-out" during the Week then he/she will be shunned for 2 weeks from the friend group.
-If someone cries, make fun of them more.
-Non-participants cannot make one joke against any of the seven participants. If a non-participant chooses to attempt a joke against the "seven," then the rest of the week will be devoted to them
-If a person chooses to defend him/herself on his/her day, it is acceptable yet not recommended
-Apologies are optional at the end of the the day, somewhat recommended at the end of the week.
-One participant per day and only seven participants at least and at most. (that's why its a fucking week)

Bill: Dude, Destruction Week is coming up. I hope you're man enough to make fun of Johnny because of his diabetes and recently deceased brother.

by a possible asshole May 24, 2011

mutually assured destruction

Of two warring factions, where one group strikes and the other retaliates with the same force, resulting in the obliteration of both.

"Speak of mutually assured destruction... nice story, tell it to Reader's Digest!"

by Saucy September 2, 2003

Destruction

To destroy:past tense

There was mass destruction in the area recently

by Userlol69 January 10, 2022

weapons of mass destruction

A replacement word you use when you cant pronounce the word "nuclear" correctly.

George W. Bush: "Our goal in Iraq, is to find, and kill, these nuculer- nucu- new-cue- nuc-lee-er, um, mu-cu-.... weapons of mass destruction.

by Gir's Moose December 27, 2008

weapon of ass destruction

A porno movie. "Weapons of Ass Destruction" Anal sex.

That movie, Weapons of Ass Destruction was hot.

by Jeff Stevens February 3, 2004