Spider-Man Delusions

Used to describe when one is so obsessed with the character Spider-Man, they believe they are they are him.
Many fans may experience this, those whose suffer from this commonly say “I am Spider-Man” daily.

“My friend is so obsessed with Spider-Man! I think he has Spider-Man Delusions”

by Himothy3717327 November 24, 2023

Delusion

Gnotdreamer

"She keeps looking at me, i think she likes me."
"No bro, you're just being delusion".

by RTJF November 26, 2023

Obstacle delusion

Tripping over nothing

I had an obstacle delusion right before I fell.

by Evinrood June 15, 2021

Delusions of Contour

When a woman's makeup looks horrific to the general public but not to themselves.

In many instances, the amount she cakes on is in direct correlation to the degrees of her insecurity. So much so, they embody a feigned sense of confidence despite the glaring reality they look like Pennywise.

Sadly, a woman's girl friends will never be truthful to her when she exhibits clear symptoms of this condition. Since critiquing them warrants getting your car keyed, tires slashed and a minimum of 400 death threats sent the same hour, the most effective method of curing a delusional woman is either intensive psychotherapy or directions to the nearest circus.

Miriam: did you see Sara's face last night?
Bella: yeah omg! She looked AWFUL.
Miriam: right?? That girl must be suffering Delusions of Contour. Let's book a therapist for her.

by bredsheeran81 October 25, 2024

Peter delusion

the specific brand of delusion experienced when there's a cute person who you want desperately to be compatible with your sexuality, but know DAMN WELL that they aren't. you will most likely find yourself taking every route possible to somehow believing that they are.

1: bro that dude who sits in front of me in that class is so cute
2: yeah but i'm like pretty sure he's straight
1: damn, well, since neither of us knows for sure...imma just hold on to the 0.00001% chance he isn't
2: smh dude that's classic Peter delusion

by ZFTyler November 5, 2024

Delusions of Grant Recipient Grandeur

A co worker who is not the boss who acts like they are the boss, prison guard, and chief bean counter.

James put a bag of trash in my office because they have delusions of grant recipient grandeur

by Liberation Theology November 25, 2024

Drag Delusion

when a drag queen, or boring average person, is stuck in delusions of grandeur

Coined in Season 15 of RuPaul’s Drag Race, Drag Delusion was Mistress Isabelle Brooks’ shade to Loosey LeDuca. “CDC needs to come up with a vaccine for it because it afflicts too many queens.”

by Uncle Joosie December 22, 2024