When a streamer's audience (usually male) fool themselves into thinking the streamer (usually female) can be attained for a relationship as long as she is single. This delusion is shattered when she reveals she is in a relationship, which, consequently, leads to indignant backlash by the horde of disappointed men.
Streamer: I have a boyfriend, guys!
Delusional man: Ohmahgerd but I thought you were mine.
Streamer: Sorry to shatter your attainability delusion, but you should've known better.
Delusional man: *proceeds to report all her accounts*
Delusional man: Ohmahgerd but I thought you were mine.
Streamer: Sorry to shatter your attainability delusion, but you should've known better.
Delusional man: *proceeds to report all her accounts*
by Carnivorous Pencil March 10, 2020
Get the Attainability delusionmug. 1) Delusions of inflated worth to the fashion world;
2) Belief of self's immense trend-setting powers;
3) Obscure paranoia: Everybody IS watching, but only to copy your clothing
2) Belief of self's immense trend-setting powers;
3) Obscure paranoia: Everybody IS watching, but only to copy your clothing
His Granbiose Delusions were again evident when he stated "as a longstanding advocate of the Gentleman's Brogue, I'm dismayed to see every sap on the high street tap-dancing around in my once exclusive finery".
by Andre 1000 February 17, 2009
Get the Granbiose Delusionsmug. When a woman believes the more amount of makeup she wears, the more attractive she appears to be.
This is never the case as it only highlights their crippling insecurities and nonexistent self-esteem.
Like all mental illnesses, women who suffer from delusions of contour need professional help.
This is never the case as it only highlights their crippling insecurities and nonexistent self-esteem.
Like all mental illnesses, women who suffer from delusions of contour need professional help.
Darius: Yo did you see Emily at the party last night?!
Jude: ya but she was looking beat ngl
Darius: that birthday makeup she had on was outlandish!
Jude: kinda feel bad, she got some serious delusions of contour. Homegirl was out here lookin like Pennywise from Wish!!
Jude: ya but she was looking beat ngl
Darius: that birthday makeup she had on was outlandish!
Jude: kinda feel bad, she got some serious delusions of contour. Homegirl was out here lookin like Pennywise from Wish!!
by bredsheeran81 January 2, 2024
Get the Delusions of Contourmug. a very specific brand of delusion. this is where you dated someone who dumped your ass, then you go on acting like they didn't. this includes posting about them on social media with captions like "loml" and texting them asking when your next date is, when honestly they probably blocked your number.
if left untreated, you will likely end up throwing your entire life away for this person, failing your ACT and never going to college because all you do is think about them. therefore, it's best to seek treatment as soon as onset of symptoms begin.
if left untreated, you will likely end up throwing your entire life away for this person, failing your ACT and never going to college because all you do is think about them. therefore, it's best to seek treatment as soon as onset of symptoms begin.
1: did you see Amy's latest insta post? still posting about Ethan and her anniversary even though he dumped her ass
2: oof she got that Liv delusion. someone better save her before it's too late
2: oof she got that Liv delusion. someone better save her before it's too late
by ZFTyler April 28, 2025
Get the Liv delusionmug. Perhaps the most fucked-up disorder to ever grace this planet. It's when someone holds the delusion that someone they know—a friend, relative, spouse, pet, anything like that—is replaced with an identical imposter.
Discovered by psychiatrist Joseph Capgras (who is also the namesake of the disorder).
Discovered by psychiatrist Joseph Capgras (who is also the namesake of the disorder).
The capgras delusion is terrifying.
by 7568ino November 14, 2023
Get the capgras delusionmug. Used to describe when one is so obsessed with the character Spider-Man, they believe they are they are him.
Many fans may experience this, those whose suffer from this commonly say “I am Spider-Man” daily.
Many fans may experience this, those whose suffer from this commonly say “I am Spider-Man” daily.
by Himothy3717327 November 24, 2023
Get the Spider-Man Delusionsmug. When a non-British person deludes himself/herself and thinks that all British people are nice and sophisticated which is really not true most of the time. There's rude and uncultured people everywhere, no matter what nationality you are.
American: Sometimes the people over here in the U.S. are so rude. I just wonder what it's like living in the U.K. where people are a lot nicer.
British person: Oh Hell no! I'm British and most of us here aren't bloody nice! You must be suffering from a case of sophisticated Brit delusion.
British person: Oh Hell no! I'm British and most of us here aren't bloody nice! You must be suffering from a case of sophisticated Brit delusion.
by CelticEagle February 13, 2019
Get the Sophisticated Brit Delusionmug.