The Dilbert-ish situation where executives delay your project to make you run off an check something out that has nothing to do with your project.
Our project took a two week executive delay when the VP made us go check out a vendor that we had already eliminated from consideration.
by pigfarmer April 2, 2009
Get the executive delaymug. When you're standing over the urinal and have to piss bad but nothing comes out at first.
*Seems to occur only at high profile places
*Seems to occur only at high profile places
I hate going piss at Phillies games, cause I always get a bad case of bladder delay and the douches behind me get all butthurt about it
by adamnman October 12, 2011
Get the Bladder Delaymug. by bangc0ck August 21, 2006
Get the jesperetic delaymug. The time you have to wait for DVDRIP to come out on a movie before you can watch. Usual symptoms of torrent delay are: downloading crappy movies instead, downloading a CAM version, not talking to your friends about the film so as not to ruin it.
Yoyo: Have you seen Toy Story 3 yet?
Hoho: Nah man, I have torrent delay. Got to wait for the DVDRIP.
Yoyo: Ah what! Let me tell you what happens...
Hoho: No shut up!
Hoho: Nah man, I have torrent delay. Got to wait for the DVDRIP.
Yoyo: Ah what! Let me tell you what happens...
Hoho: No shut up!
by heyley121 August 17, 2010
Get the Torrent Delaymug. When engaged in a threesome this is the time delay after one female's maturbation of the male penis ends and the other begins.
"They were both on their knees taking turns pumping my cock. When one would finish to give the other a turn, the stroke delay seemed like eternity."
"The stroke delay between two partners often feels cold without the friction of an active hand."
"The stroke delay between two partners often feels cold without the friction of an active hand."
by elementism November 20, 2009
Get the stroke delaymug. by Yuioxxxll May 21, 2020
Get the delayed smokemug. by Paula Steeves November 18, 2006
Get the globally delayedmug.