Decorational

How a dumb blond says "decorative".

Girl 1: That hat is so pretty! Are the zippers on it functional?

Girl 2: No, they're just decorational.

by Captain.Cupcake December 14, 2010

Demotion

When one is happy, but then becomes sad all of a sudden for no reason.

Friend: "Wow!? Did you see that yesterday, Jack was totally full of Demotion"

by InterestingWords August 27, 2016

Fisher's deduction

The more issues a person crudely shoehorns down into a liberal/conservative dichotomy, the more certain you can be that the person is an American

Exact origins are unknown, but Fisher's Deduction is a maxim or meme found in USENET and other online discussions, similarly to Godwin's Law.

by office glen November 14, 2005

derection

The opposite of an erection. Usually caused by witnessing either someone who is hideously ugly.

a: 'Oh my god did you see that aboslute mole.'
b: 'Yes, she gave me a derection.'

by LOX_Lox June 16, 2007

immaculate deception

When newly-weds give birth to their first born in less than nine months.

Bob and Tanya just had a kid, but they've only been married eight months.
It sounds like a case of immaculate deception to me.

by BillyQ November 3, 2010

Deduction

1) An idea formed by deducing.

2) Subtraction.

1) I made the deduction that somebody had stolen my goldfish for revenge after putting the clues all together.

2) The ten-point deduction in round two really stomped out his internal fire; he just played the rest of the rounds out after that and took the loss.

by Diggity Monkeez March 12, 2005

Deception

The feeling you feel of reality after watching the movie: Inception.

Girl: "Dude! The movie Inception was intense! How do you feel about it?"
Guy: "Deception..."

by MaidenVoltaire August 16, 2010