drew parkerd'

The act of sewing your penis into a woman's vagina while she salivates heavily and complains about how much her life sucks. Satisfaction is never achieved and this is an incredibly painful and possibly fatal process. No one should drew parker anyone else, and whoever it is named after should kill themselves for inventing such an awful act. Also referred to as dping, drewpying, and fatality intercourse.

Man: Hey baby you wanna get drew parkerd'?
Woman: If you ask me that again I will castrate you.
Man:.....do you promise?

News Reporter: Today we honor the 20 victims of the drew parkering orgy that happened in this convention center. We should remember that drew parkering is a fucked up process invented by the devil himself in a twisted plot to kill all mankind. Fuck whoever invented this move, fuck you drew parker!

by guitarbanjo1994 September 16, 2010

Drew

Usually a guys name.

He is very sweet, and loves sports.

Extremely cute.

Can be an asshole at times.

Perverted at times also.

Sarcastic alot.

Would do anything for that one girl.

He will always be their for you.

Ex: Wow Drew is amazing.

by no name name eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 18, 2008

Christofer Drew

Christofer Drew is a 20 year old singer in the band, NeverShoutNever. He also has side project bands such as
EatMeWhileImHot! & Gonzo. Christofer is extremely talented and attractive. He's labeled 'Indie' & 'Hipster'.
To summon him up in a few words: A Sexy Mofo Who Has Style<3

Karla: Damn, Christofer Drew is super sexy! omg.
Me: I agree, but you need to learn to appreciate his music, too. Not just his face. Plus, he's already married to me.

by Mrs.DesDesIngle December 16, 2011

drew mud

Farting forcefully with tremendous gusto and lashings of self confidence only to follow through with an unexpected aqueous emission.

"Have you got a spare pair of shorts I could borrow...only I think I drew mud with that one"

by Darran Pritchard October 17, 2003

drewkie

The act of making people wait for you while you take a long dump.

Four coworkers are on their way out the door for lunch when one suddenly and without warning makes a pit-stop to drop a drewkie forcing the other three into a 15 minute holding pattern.

by Mainline2 January 1, 2008

Nancy Drewing

A woman who uses her detective skills to research and find out facts to a mystery.

Misia thought her boyfriend was cheating on her, so she went Nancy Drewing to prove her suspicions.

by The Writer Chicks November 20, 2009

drew

Generally a smart, caring, intelligent, slightly sarcastic guy whose full name is usually Andrew. Also, very handsome and charming. Ass-hole tendencies are sporatic, but infrequent.

Hey, that guy's name must be Drew. That would explain why he's so hot and smart at the same time!

by booc0mtaco August 20, 2006