dabitude

when you are in a good mood to dab and excited about life. *DAB*

Sophie: "Wow, Ava! I love your attitude today! You inspire me!"
Ava: "Oh thanks, Sophie! But it's not just my attitude, it's my DABitude! Have amazing day! *DAB*"

by avasophie May 7, 2017

Larry David Moment

When a person says, or does something offensive to someone else, without intentionally doing so.

Originates from the show "Curb Your Enthusiasm", in which the star; Larry David, always inadvertently offends someone.

Man #1: It was nice to meet your wife last night.
Man #2: Thank you, she thinks you're a terrific guy.
Man #1: She's hot too. Great tits.
Man #2: Excuse me?
Man #1: Ya' know, she's got a nice body. Nice. It's a compliment
Man #2: That's very offensive.
Man #1: It wasn't suppose to be.
Man #2: FUCK YOU!
Man #1: I just had a Larry David moment.

by StabberJosh May 1, 2008

Davia

Sexy, classy, fun. Always happy, great friend, mysterious and intimidating in a way. She is not scared to break your heart. Scottish for "beloved."

That Davia is so sexy and mysterious, she is sure to break your heart!

by lisa lo March 5, 2009

David Sedaris

David Sedaris the author of such works as ME TALK PRETTY ONE DAY and HOLIDAYS ON ICE. His wit, self-deprecating humor and mockery of social conventions are but the few delightful treats you'll find in his work. The true heart of Sedaris seeps through in his oddly endearing tales of self, family and loves. Sedaris is quite possibly one of the greatest writers of our time.

My sister and I pulled a David Sedaris last night when we scrubbed the calcium residue off our parents' shower then proceeded to rearrange their furniture while they were asleep.

by momentous January 12, 2005

David Colón

Formidable foe, intelligent, creative, handsome, He is a true man. Not only will women flock to him because of his strength, but also because of his stark intelligence and wisdom. Smart and funny. Has auburn hair and brown eyes. An attentive and selfless lover.

He's a guy that is both strong and gentle, he has compassion, but can still react without mercy. A great leader, all people flock to him. He also knows how to care for women and treat them right, while still wearing the pants in the relationship. To him, the world is his, and he can do anything and everything he wants.

Davids are incredibly loyal, and can often be trusted with very important things. If you wanted to take a walk at like 12 am, or just needed to vent, a David would be the best option.

I miss David Colón so much

by MissinDavid90 March 18, 2011

David Cameron

A giant blue-blooded lizard from the Palaeolithic era that roams the United Kingdom.

British Man: Holy fuck, what's Godzilla doing HERE!?!
Another British Man: That's no Godzilla, that's a DAVID CAMERON!!!!

by TheBrownAvenger January 2, 2012

David Eason

the 100th boyfriend Jenelle Evans has had. He is a piece of shit who abuses kids and kills dogs.

"Fuck David Eason for killing the dog"

by girly1975 July 5, 2019