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danking

"come over at 4:20, we're gonna be danking"

"Sam's waiting on Mason to get a shower THEN we're danking"
by shmizzzz December 29, 2008
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darklink

a troll who enjoys telling children to fuck off, and them proceding to badmouth the people that banned him for it on another forum, where he's pretending to be a moderator.

simplified version: twat.
"wat a retard.you seem really nice" talking about himself using another name
by Cheese February 8, 2004
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Danglin Roger

The act of attaching a circular weight on your ball sack in hopes of stretching it.
Guy 1: Can you set up my danglin roger?

Guy2: Yes. No homo.
by burnsbras August 30, 2009
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Darklink

The XII King of Sparta from the game Cybernations. Leading the Alliance through multiple Great Wars, with the most recent being the Karma war. Known for his diplomatic tact, as well as being the calm headed and moderate leader in comparison to his companion, Tulak.
Darklink is such a badass, I'm glad he's kept us safe over the last few years.
by CNAdmin October 3, 2009
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dangling deuce

A small portion of fecal matter that remains stuck to the anus after defecation and cannot be expelled by normal methods of muscular contraction. Often a byproduct of excessive cheese consumption.
I thought I was in the clear, but I realized too late that I hadn't taken care of a dangling deuce and now my hand is covered in shit.
by fudgedragon November 19, 2010
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Danking Off

When you get so blazed while jerking off you forget that you are jerking off. Then after a while you find that you've spooged all over yourself
I realized i was danking off when felt like i pissed myself, then i had to clean my bong...
by Jah dank dog January 10, 2012
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dangling mass

The large mass of fat that develops in the taint of heavily overweight people that, when at full growth potential, can be impressively larger, or sometimes mistaken for ones member. Especially while wearing a spandex one piece dancing to Beyonce.
Did you see that guys dangling mass flopping around while he danced to Beyonce?
by RustyMidgetLeader777 December 1, 2016
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