Angles and Dangles

"Angles and Dangles" is a submariners' term for a critical exercise that usually takes place right after a nuclear submarine leaves on a patrol. Once in deep water, the sub dives deep and then comes back up, both at a steep angle. Anything that is not properly secured will fall down, making some noise. These are known as dangles, and they must be corrected before a sub is fully rigged for silent running. Basically, you dive deep, come up steep, and listen to the result. In no way should this exercise be considered as "showing off" and is not usually something experienced bye the eyes of the public.

by trident October 13, 2003

dangle berry

A 'Dangle Berry' refers to poo and bits of toilet paper stuck in the hair around the anus.

They cling to the hair and look like shitty berries, hence the name.

...and as I rimmed him I noticed something in my mouth- it was a dangle berry!!!

by Nixon Popdizzy November 3, 2003

the angle of the dangle

the angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat, provided that the maxis of the axis, and the gravity of the cavity, remain constant.

in algebra, the angle of the dangle (x) is necessary to find y (the heat of the meat) provided tht the maxis of the axis (graphing in y=mx+b) and the gravity of the cavity (solving inequalities) remain constant. if you use this in algebra and you have a dirty mind, i guarantee you will get an a, this helped me pass algebra whe i was in high school!!

by 69fuckyou420 May 29, 2011

cigarette dangles

The lit end of a cigarette. The ashen end hangs and when smoked by an attactive woman, can be sexy.

Like The Pursuit of Happiness sang, "Cigarette dangles makes me hard".

by chargerjim May 15, 2009

Chain Dangle

Chain dangle- the view of a person with a chain while they are having sexual intercourse with you

I want to see your chain dangle over me while we knock boots.

by Turtlesdude February 16, 2020

Strangle the Dangle

Quite literally, masterbation. Also known as choking the chicken, whackin off, firing off knuckle children, etc.

Brb, I'm gonna go strangle the dangle.

by DaBigs11 July 8, 2009

Dingle Dangle

Dingle Dangle occurs when one swallows a hair for it later to be digested and pooped out. This is where the Dingle Berries attach themselves to the hair, finally creating the Dingle Dangle (dangling of dingle berries).

Wow Nan, you should have seen my Dingle Dangle last night. The amount of berries on that bad boy...

by MasterOfTurds January 27, 2019