dangle breath

any person who's mere presence makes you cringe due to past experiences either involving oneself or a friend; most accurately describes any university student who is spiteful towards those who like to make-out with her ex (even though she has a new boyfriend), who doesn't like how her bangs just got cut, who loves wearing sparkly headbands and dangle earrings to the gym, and who's eyes and mouth are rather large for her face and appear larger in pictures than they ever should be; her appearance is as repulsive as a passer-byer's pungent breath

"Ew I hate seeing ____ at the gym!"
"OMG me too! Dangle breath is so annoying to even look at!"
"That's the perfect name for her! Now she won't even know we're talking about her and how annoying she is!"

by agoodfriendandroomie March 24, 2012

dangle berry

A 'Dangle Berry' refers to poo and bits of toilet paper stuck in the hair around the anus.

They cling to the hair and look like shitty berries, hence the name.

...and as I rimmed him I noticed something in my mouth- it was a dangle berry!!!

by Nixon Popdizzy November 3, 2003

the angle of the dangle

the angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat, provided that the maxis of the axis, and the gravity of the cavity, remain constant.

in algebra, the angle of the dangle (x) is necessary to find y (the heat of the meat) provided tht the maxis of the axis (graphing in y=mx+b) and the gravity of the cavity (solving inequalities) remain constant. if you use this in algebra and you have a dirty mind, i guarantee you will get an a, this helped me pass algebra whe i was in high school!!

by 69fuckyou420 May 29, 2011

cigarette dangles

The lit end of a cigarette. The ashen end hangs and when smoked by an attactive woman, can be sexy.

Like The Pursuit of Happiness sang, "Cigarette dangles makes me hard".

by chargerjim May 15, 2009

Strangle the Dangle

Quite literally, masterbation. Also known as choking the chicken, whackin off, firing off knuckle children, etc.

Brb, I'm gonna go strangle the dangle.

by DaBigs11 July 8, 2009

Chain Dangle

Chain dangle- the view of a person with a chain while they are having sexual intercourse with you

I want to see your chain dangle over me while we knock boots.

by Turtlesdude February 16, 2020

Dingle Dangle

Dingle Dangle occurs when one swallows a hair for it later to be digested and pooped out. This is where the Dingle Berries attach themselves to the hair, finally creating the Dingle Dangle (dangling of dingle berries).

Wow Nan, you should have seen my Dingle Dangle last night. The amount of berries on that bad boy...

by MasterOfTurds January 27, 2019