Daffin

is a shorter word for Drunk as Fuckin its a new word created by kyle moore

LAST NIGHT.... WHAT HAPPENED I WAS DAFFIN

by KRAZY KYLE " October 25, 2009

Daffing

A word based on the acronym D.A.F., meaning Down as Fuck. A term commonly used to accept invitation to a social event or gathering, such as a party, mobbing, shindig, etc. Basically the same as saying "I'm down", though much cooler and eccentric.

Karl: Yo Gary, you down to go to that mobbing party at the Shindigersons tonight?

Gary: Heck ya, man. I'm daffing.

Karl: Cool, dude. I'm glad you accepted my invitation to this social gathering at the Shindigersons.

by Euphoric Maniac October 2, 2010

Daffney

From the abbreviation of Drunk As Fuck, a DAF or Daffney refers to a female who is drunk as a skunk when you first meet.

So I met a Daffney at the Ale House last night who called me, and I quote, "gorgeous" but I'm not sure if she meant it or if she'd just been hitting the sauce too hard.

by Antonymous90 January 21, 2016

daffadine

its a combanation of 3 sex positions first a blow job then you fuck her really fast in the pussy then right before u cum you whip it out and bust all over her face

wow u just got daffadined

by pooponastickandlickitoff July 17, 2009

daffy-davit

An affidavit used in a court case or administrative proceeding which takes substantial liberties with the truth, and contains gross exaggerations or over-simplifications, or is missing significant relevant facts needed to render the document genuinely truthful.

"He would never have gotten out of paying child support if not for that trumped-up daffy-davit his boss wrote."

by Ledbatz February 29, 2008

daffable

To daffle someone: To confuse or befundle

You are a daffable person because you told me easter was on April 1st.

by Samlovesdaffable April 11, 2009

Daffy Duck

A massive troll who somehow turned into a massive punching bag overnight.

Daffy Duck in the 1940's: Screws with people just because he can and gets away with it.

Daffy Duck in the 1950's: Can't go a single episode without anything bad happening to him. (He deserves it.)

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 27, 2021