DAMNESNIA

A COMBINATION OF THE WORD AMNESIA AND DEMENTIA. A STATE OF MIND IN WHICH A PERSON SUFFERS SYMPTOMS OF BOTH AMNESIA, SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS, LIKELY ADHD TOO, SO SEVERELY, IT MEETS THE CRITERIA FOR DEMENTIA.

LAURIN: "REMEMBER LAST EASTER WHEN WE HID ALL THOSE EASTER EGGS FOR THE KIDS AT CHURCH?"

SARA: "HUH? NO. I HAVE NO RECOLLECTION..NOT RINGING THE SLIGHTEST BELL. HELL, I COULD HIDE MY OWN EASTER EGGS THANKS TO MY DAMNESNIA."

by JAMAAL February 18, 2013

daelene

A girl that thinks Florida is in the northern part of the United States. Daelene also does not know if Denver or Colorado is the state.

Daelene asked me is Denver or Colorado is a state.

by thebuggirl December 22, 2017

dainesha

A pretty girl, has lots of hair, dainesha is nice and loves everyone, dainesha define the word dainesha. Dainesha is goofy, smart, and nice. Dainesha fits in with everybody. Dainesha is a fashion model and loves to strip the run way. She has a big booty with a nice shape.

Dainesha is very pretty

by Dainesha May 21, 2018

danée

a gorl who has all the guys crushing on her. danée works best with men named michael. she a thickee too. but in the end all she needs is her besties. (and michael ofc)

look at that thickee! she must be a danée!

by dylee June 6, 2018

Dane Richards

Complete retard and bin boy

Hi my name is dane Richards and I live in a bin

by Danes boss March 14, 2019

Daneelia

She's a bitch sometimes but she's really cool I guess

Daneelia: fuck you
Me: ok cool

by Your dad is big gay April 15, 2019

Damned Dirty Dave

Any American drummer that hits on your guitarist’s woman nonstop then later fucks her so hard she forgets the other dude’s name. This man has no shame and is better than that dumbass guitarist anyway.

Why is Kevin so pissed? Well, Mark pulled a Damned Dirty Dave last night and now Kevin’s wife took all his shit and moved in with Mark.

by everydaywoman May 27, 2019