Midwest slang for “mind your p’s and q’s” dating back to the 1300s in England and Finland dairy farms.
Hey you better mind your milks and curds dontcha know!
Guess he didn’t mind his milks OR curds on that one ey Olie?
Guess he didn’t mind his milks OR curds on that one ey Olie?
by Tikal427 May 17, 2023
When the vaginal moisture, or essence, of a woman post-coitus (or as a result of self-fornatication) begins to coagulate. Can be served as a midday treat a la pumpkin seeds.
Wow, Rach, your diddle curds are delicious this time of year. Are they homegrown, or did you get them at a farmer’s market?
by ididitallfortheloiriii8 June 11, 2022
Step 1: Prepare a beer cheese mixture. Get out your fondue pot and melt that cheese.
Step 2: Pour a Brew into the cheese
Step 3: Pour mixture onto your weiner and allow cheese to harden.
Step 4: Use the cheese jimmy to have safe sex.
Go pack go!
Step 2: Pour a Brew into the cheese
Step 3: Pour mixture onto your weiner and allow cheese to harden.
Step 4: Use the cheese jimmy to have safe sex.
Go pack go!
by P-Didy juicy krisp February 09, 2019
by shlurp12345 October 28, 2008
A total let down. You know when you get the cheese curds at the carnival and you drop one…you don’t want to eat the dirty cheese curd. A dirty cheese curd is a disappointment.
Person 1 “Hey how was your date last night?”
Person 2 “She wouldn’t put out; she was a real dirty cheese curd.”
Person 2 “She wouldn’t put out; she was a real dirty cheese curd.”
by Davey Fakename August 17, 2023
by TheRedPawn November 22, 2024
Saying and agreeing to do something; then doing something completely irrelevant and 1000 projects later you finally start doing what you were asked to do
by TheUnknownClanner December 06, 2024