Crutching

“To hit someone either with a singular or multiple crutch”

If someone is being a bitch ass, just come close enough and give them a solid crutching to beat the shit outta them

by Surreyslanger March 31, 2022

crutched

Past tense for aiding or helping someone

My teamates crutched me in that game i wouldnt have been able to win without them

by LSDLSDLSDLSDLSD November 19, 2020

Covid Crutch

Things that were done pre pandemic that could still be done during the pandemic but service providers use Covid as an excuse for not offering it.

The manicurist used the Covid crutch to get out of the shoulder massage. The waitress that servers us 4 courses used the Covid crutch to not wrap our extra food.

by anonymous January 15, 2021

Counter crutch

To counter crutch is to resist engagement because of fear of being rejected. To feel shy.

The guza was too peng so I counter crutched.

by Cilantro January 18, 2021

Crutched-up

Term used to describe an electronic device destroyed beyond repair by someone of low intelligence, one whose brain needs crutches.

Look at the phone - it's all crutched up after he tried to fix the thing!

by Henry Jobi April 15, 2003

crutch-pak

the bulging profile of a lycra clad male weight lifter appearing immediately below the belt.
also identified in Australian fast bowlers (cricket) as they race to the crease facing a stiff breeze.

take 1 banana and two passionfruit.
place them on a flat surface and cover with clingwrap.
with imagination and some rearranging you should have something resembling a crutch-pak !

by ugunnapingmi June 21, 2003

Knockin’ boots and crutches

Having sex with a physically disabled person

I was with this girl last night. We were knockin’ boots and crutches in her wheelchair.

by Jimmy Torres October 12, 2025