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crutch-pak

the bulging profile of a lycra clad male weight lifter appearing immediately below the belt.
also identified in Australian fast bowlers (cricket) as they race to the crease facing a stiff breeze.
take 1 banana and two passionfruit.
place them on a flat surface and cover with clingwrap.
with imagination and some rearranging you should have something resembling a crutch-pak !
by ugunnapingmi June 21, 2003
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Covid Crutch

Things that were done pre pandemic that could still be done during the pandemic but service providers use Covid as an excuse for not offering it.
The manicurist used the Covid crutch to get out of the shoulder massage. The waitress that servers us 4 courses used the Covid crutch to not wrap our extra food.
by anonymous January 15, 2021
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Counter crutch

To counter crutch is to resist engagement because of fear of being rejected. To feel shy.
The guza was too peng so I counter crutched.
by Cilantro January 18, 2021
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Rusty Crutch

An ugly guy with red hair and freckles whos crutch would most probably be needing Rp7
by your buddy November 27, 2003
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I was with this girl last night. We were knockin’ boots and crutches in her wheelchair.
by Jimmy Torres October 12, 2025
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Crutched

Helped to the point of extreme aid. Needlessly assisted.

Too supported.
That girl is so crutched. I hate being crutched, I am a free spirit.
by Becthy July 2, 2023
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nut crutch

any item (or person) that is used to boost someones ego.
I will need a nut crutch after that ball busting.
by BDBD14 April 7, 2024
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