by phantom is a simp May 7, 2021
Get the A simp Named Crusader #5497 mug.The type of person who spends much of their time on social media or messages just waiting for the next new cause to fight for. Be it videos of corruption, censorship, shameless trademark requests, or ethics in games journalism. Once they find something that goes against their simple moral code they fight back. Thus begins a vigorous and dedicated action or movement in favour of said cause. Though only on the internet.
Once chosen they will defend or fight for this cause even if they have no practical interest in the subject at all. For you see, what drives an Internet Crusader is not so much the subject but their own ideals and morals. While driven by good intentions initially the end result is far more ugly. This is in part thanks to the to the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory and the popularity of these stories gaining the attention of even more Internet Crusaders or people jumping on the bandwagon.
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Once chosen they will defend or fight for this cause even if they have no practical interest in the subject at all. For you see, what drives an Internet Crusader is not so much the subject but their own ideals and morals. While driven by good intentions initially the end result is far more ugly. This is in part thanks to the to the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory and the popularity of these stories gaining the attention of even more Internet Crusaders or people jumping on the bandwagon.
Similar to Armchair Activist Armchair General Armchair Idealist
Tayne: You hear about how they censored the swimsuits in the US version of Call of Brody? They made Beatrix's bikini into a one piece swimsuit in the Hot Springs scene!
Robin: Does it matter that much?
Tayne: We should not let censorship exist in any form. We're lighting up their forums right now so bad!
Robin: Stop being such a Internet Crusader Tayne. Is it really that important?
Tayne: Yes. And don't tell me what to you because you don't even exist.
And then there was nothing.
Robin: Does it matter that much?
Tayne: We should not let censorship exist in any form. We're lighting up their forums right now so bad!
Robin: Stop being such a Internet Crusader Tayne. Is it really that important?
Tayne: Yes. And don't tell me what to you because you don't even exist.
And then there was nothing.
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Shomo eagerly explored Catherine's chocolate starfish with his thumb. From this day forth, he was to be known as the Thumbed Crusader.
by -LJW- November 11, 2008
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person: I totaly like nickleback
cyber crusader: Go eat a big bag of dicks you faggot nickelback can only right crappy sappy tunes that are for 12 year old girls. and its spelled nickelback...wow your dumb as shiiiit and a fag. i would kill myself if i where you.
person: thanks you for correcting me cyber crusader i will for ever remember your wise words and heed to them.
cyber crusader: Go eat a big bag of dicks you faggot nickelback can only right crappy sappy tunes that are for 12 year old girls. and its spelled nickelback...wow your dumb as shiiiit and a fag. i would kill myself if i where you.
person: thanks you for correcting me cyber crusader i will for ever remember your wise words and heed to them.
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