Definitions by -LJW-

thumbed crusader 

One who repeatedly inserts his digit into a womans ass. Will often bring out the thumb on a first date meaning that a second date will usually not occur

Shomo eagerly explored Catherine's chocolate starfish with his thumb. From this day forth, he was to be known as the Thumbed Crusader.

thumbed crusader by -LJW- November 11, 2008