Crosby

A funny adult man who believes that happy people are stupid and let's everyone in the room know how smart he is.

"Don't be a Debbie Downer! That's such a Crosby thing to do. Lol
Wait, was that a joke?

by Igoriforgot. October 2, 2025

Austin Crosby

The kind of guy who would burn down your entire house when he gets bored.

"You better keep Austin Crosby entertained or you're screwed"

by Mrgiggity8292 October 26, 2017

Crosby

An act of urination

Crosby Stills and Nash - slash. Obviously.

‘I’m just nipping in here for a crosby John’

by Hexford Tratts August 2, 2022

Jody Crosby

Jody Crosby is an entity from a different planet. She gives people grades based on their race and religion. She DESPISES Jewish people, and will not accept their grade to be higher than a 90. If you are one of the few students she likes, you can do no wrong in her class. The worst of writings will get A’s when everyone else’s get B’s or C’s. She also goes by the nickname of Adolf Crosler, Crosbitch, or Crosnigga

White person-What did Jody Crosby give you on that writing?
Jewish Person - a fucking 75, even though my writing followed the rubric exactly!
White Person - oh, I got a 95, even though I put no effort into it at all. I bs’ed the whole thing and didn’t cite a single piece of evidence.

by Bignibbaman April 12, 2019

Crosby

someone who cannot code for shit

lmao look crosby is trying to code a gui.

by NotMaster7720 May 6, 2023

Crosby

A Crosby is a person that has bad grammar and makes arguments a rivalry’s over small situations

Rando:I hate you because you added a friend to a group chat
Person: hey don’t be a Crosby

by WhatisAbird24 May 31, 2023

Jack Crosby

1. Biggest dick in the world
2. Always breaks a girls heart
3. Never is loyal
4. One night stander
5. Fuck boy
6. Fools you
7. Doesn't know right from wrong

I hate a jack crosby

by TheOnlyOneEver September 5, 2016