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Cian Richard Kevin Soliday Blanche

A man with a chode and one testicle that only fucks elephants
Cian Richard Kevin Soliday Blanche tried to hit tori from the back while she was asleep, but he couldn’t get past the cheeks.
by Nut sucker 69 December 20, 2022
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Big Cran

The cranberry industry, well known for oppression of both workers and consumers.
Aw man, Big Cran took the last of my food rations again!
by Bigcranstan January 7, 2020
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Ceianna

A really beautiful girl from pitt that needs to be miss universe ASAP. This girl really got it all and she need to know how beautiful she is.
Ceianna is more beautiful than the word beautiful
by Thatoneasianfromspace June 18, 2018
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Cran

a pointed stick or pencil of colored clay, chalk, wax, etc., used for drawing or coloring.

It is often mistakingly pronounced "cray-yon" which is, in fact, not a real word.
What the fuck is a crayon? are you retarded? Oh, sorry, I didn't realize you were dropped a lot as a kid and didn't mean to offend you, but could you please pass the blue cran so I could finish coloring this?
by K-Horse May 18, 2009
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CRAN

A herd loud, intrusive girls whose natural habitat is frat parties. Known to be too loud at all times, often screaming baby noises at social gatherings. To organize they give a loud call of, "SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS." When synchronized the call reaches resonance that can burst the ear drums of any unsuspecting males in the area. The only known defense against the cry is to be heavily intoxicated.

Once drunk the CRAN will attempt to leave their home but must change their clothes 4-8 times and change their plans repeatedly, until know one knows where they are going. Many biologists believe this is to confuse predators that would follow the CRAN. Once organized they move from party to party only stopping for minutes at a time to express their displeasure in their current surroundings. The migratory patterns of the CRAN are little understood, as they repeat this pattern every weekend and no observer has yet had the resilience to follow one for the entire journey.

The CRAN are known to fanatical about sports that they have very little understanding and even less experience with. It is ill advised to confront a CRAN about their ignorance as they are known to get aggressive and charge their confronter. This is very dangerous as the CRAN hides two pronged horns at the top of their head, under their hair. A CRAN can be identified as about to charge when they drop their head and blow steam out their nostrils.
"I heard this awful baby noise that drilled into my head until i fell to my knees and my ears started to bleed. The pain was so incredible that i cut out my own ears with rusty spoon. It was a CRAN."

"I was talking to this girl at the bar, we were watching a football game and she asked why they didn't just kick it every time they got the ball. I said it didn't work like that and I was immediately gored to death."

"I was walking past a frat party and heard someone yelling shots, it got so loud all the surrounding glass, including my glasses, cracked. Its been 5 days and my hearing has not returned."
by The wicked wrestler October 4, 2011
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Cian Logue

A gay boy that enjoys taking it in the ass from men and horses. One of his other hobbies is getting Cleveland steamers, and gargling jizz.
Have you seen Cian Logue?
Yeah, he's such a fag.
by Laila9696 December 23, 2013
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Cianni

Cianni is a very beautiful girl but has absolutely no feelings. If you are a boy and thinking trying to wife a cianni, it’s probably not going to work out. Any boy with feelings that comes in contact with a cianni will have his feelings hurt on the daily. Sadly this girl is a very good friend but a very bad lover. She is the type of girl to dub you over some chick-fil-a or some pizza.
Cianni might not like you back.
by Sharquita December 2, 2018
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