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Cretin Cream Pie

The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.
John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.
by Raider Life May 13, 2017
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coal colored cretin

A Coal Colored Cretin is someone with a dark skintone that is aggravating you in some way
"Listen here you coal colored cretin, quit stealing my KFC"
by PlayerNumberOne October 8, 2023
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Hair Cretin

People who dislike your haircut but only you like it.
Hair Cretin - Your haircut is so dead!
Person - You Hair Cretin
by A Fantastic Lexicographer December 12, 2023
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Cretin

A cretin is a person that is : brainless, stupid, childlike, and has no self awareness, full of pointless information. And a general indior
Aw bro do you know that girl jay? Why an absolute cretin
by Tipsyteenyweeny July 11, 2021
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Cretin

www.twitch.tv/canadianbooly
What a Fucking Cretin...
by ChasingDragons92 November 8, 2020
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illiterate cretin

A derogatory term for people with lower intellect who mocks others that know more
They're the kinds of people to spam "Ermmm actually🤓🤓🤓" in a tiktok comment section
PeepeepoopooLover69: "Erm actually, the scientific name for the great white is Carcharodon carcharias
🤓🤓🤓"
Guy 1: "illiterate cretin"
by uranium enjoyer February 5, 2024
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Cretin

A brainless human who is like a child and have 0IQ
Do we need a example if so you probably are a cretin
by Glode tnt March 31, 2020
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