A cretin is somebody who once told me that the world was gonna roll me and that I was not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Shrek-shutup
Donkey-CRETIN
Donkey-CRETIN
by Nonce u saw on the street April 24, 2019
by Holobalales June 01, 2024
Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.
by Stretch04 October 05, 2023
An illiterate cretin is one of those dudes that ridicules nerds with the "Umm actually 🤓 " . You can encounter these horrid creatures in several comment sections in platforms such as TikTok or YouTube. When you're playing games, there's a chance you might encounter these cretins
Guy 1: "My username makes sense, your username doesn't"
Guy 2: "Well Insert word here is another term for insert word here, you illiterate cretin."
Guy 2: "Well Insert word here is another term for insert word here, you illiterate cretin."
by uranium enjoyer January 23, 2024
A derogatory term for people with lower intellect who mocks others that know more
They're the kinds of people to spam "Ermmm actually🤓🤓🤓" in a tiktok comment section
They're the kinds of people to spam "Ermmm actually🤓🤓🤓" in a tiktok comment section
PeepeepoopooLover69: "Erm actually, the scientific name for the great white is Carcharodon carcharias
🤓🤓🤓"
Guy 1: "illiterate cretin"
🤓🤓🤓"
Guy 1: "illiterate cretin"
by uranium enjoyer February 05, 2024
Derogatory word to refer to a parent.
A male parent would be referred as cretinent, and a female parent would be referred as cretinant.
Refering them like this basically says that you have no respect for them and that you see them as torturers of your childhood and throughout life.
Basically that they're subhuman. Just parasites that leech off from their "children", treat their child as a subhuman class because they don't treat them as a human with human rights.
If they did any of those things to an adult, they would be in jail.
They see their children as objects and treat them like slaves and prisoners.
As the victims of cretinents will call them that.
Because that's how they felt, cretinents will try to deny the child's feelings, to make themselves look good, what matters is you keep your individuality and not let them gaslight you that they're "family", even though they never treated you as such.
How you feel is what's right and that's all that matters.
You see them as enemies, and garbage that has yet to be disposed off.
A male parent would be referred as cretinent, and a female parent would be referred as cretinant.
Refering them like this basically says that you have no respect for them and that you see them as torturers of your childhood and throughout life.
Basically that they're subhuman. Just parasites that leech off from their "children", treat their child as a subhuman class because they don't treat them as a human with human rights.
If they did any of those things to an adult, they would be in jail.
They see their children as objects and treat them like slaves and prisoners.
As the victims of cretinents will call them that.
Because that's how they felt, cretinents will try to deny the child's feelings, to make themselves look good, what matters is you keep your individuality and not let them gaslight you that they're "family", even though they never treated you as such.
How you feel is what's right and that's all that matters.
You see them as enemies, and garbage that has yet to be disposed off.
Person 1: My cretinent keeps forcing me to do things against my will, even though my cretinent forces me to go to slave school the cretinent somehow doesn't go to jail for that.
Person 2: It's a shame society sees this as normal, they violated your free will, you should cut them off as soon as you can. we both know they're nothing but trouble. They're walking targets of the future.
Person 2: It's a shame society sees this as normal, they violated your free will, you should cut them off as soon as you can. we both know they're nothing but trouble. They're walking targets of the future.
by 0∅7 November 18, 2023
by 0∅7 December 17, 2023