steamed creamer

When you creampie your girlfriend and then slap her she is then a steamed creamer

John: rob I gave my girlfriend a steamed creamer and she kicked me out of the fucking car
Rob: that's unfortunate

by Creamed boi October 24, 2019

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artificial creamer

The substance that directors of porn films use when their star cannot ejaculate at the levels required for the scene.

Dick Biggus has already done 20 takes of this scene and just can't produce any more, let's put some artificial creamer on her face.

by The Real Killjoy April 6, 2010

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rusty creamer

The sexual act of ejaculating into a woman's ass, pulling out, and immediately entering her vagina.

Tommy gave me a Rusty Creamer last night, and now chocha feels weird.

by agirl.youknow April 24, 2014

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Is a baker of sweet deserts , but adds his protein in the filling . Often will bring to work in lieu of donuts or bear claws . His enjoys watching people unknowingly eat his come. Unlike a coffee pisser who does it for spite and punishment , he thinks everyone should have some of him in them; it is his perverse way of bonding.

Dude don't eat Franks treats. I think he is a cannoli creamer. You ever take notice the joy on his face when everyone grabs his cream filled baked goods? No, Frank is a great guy everybody likes him, he wouldn't do that?

by Dick Goesinya June 2, 2017

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Oreo Creamer

An Oreo Creamer is a sexual position where two black men spit roast a white female and cum into her from both end. Depending on how well endowed the white female is it can be considered single or double stuf.

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Man 1: Hey guys I'm back my mom just made me coffee with her Oreo Creamer!
Man 2: That's nasty dude I don't need to hear about your mother's sexual life.
Man 1: Oh shit I meant the coffee additive not the sexual position.

by Jin-Actual April 22, 2019

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