Slap happy crappy

A BDSM sex move where (during intercourse) you finish in her and take a poop in your hand, smack her with it and ditch her without untying her. Preferably because you hate them.

I met a guy last night and when we were getting naughty he came in me and performed a slap happy crappy. I never felt so embarrassed when my roommate came in

by catchingfire3 March 2, 2021

Crappy Cafe

An ownerless cafe, where they serve no food or drink.

"You wanna head to the Crappy Cafe?"-Maksym
"Nah dude, that place sucks."- Edu
"We are no longer friends."-Maksym

by The Virgin Queen March 3, 2021

Crappy wacky tabacky

That aroma or smell occurs when you walk, bike, or drive by an area or place thick of some weird smell from smoking.

Did you go around the corner and smell that crappy wacky tabacky. It made me sick!

by SickInTheBrainAgain December 19, 2023

seven crappy hours of our life

School.

Person 1) Isn't school a fucking pain in the ass?
Person 2) You know what it IS?
Person 1) What?
Person 2) Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life.
Person 1) Blud you speaking fax 🗣

by AverageAvgeek January 2, 2024

crappie

a alias given to Capitalism/Capitalists on the polcompball wiki, used usually by socialists; a variant of the aliases of "Crapitalism and "Cappie"

Hi Crappie, want to go to the Gulag?
Time to go to the gulag crappie!

by NullAt0m May 7, 2023

crappy hour

Span of time used to bitch about work or life in general. Can be considered a therapy session.

I am so frustrated with my co-workers, I need a crappy hour with friends.

by Anotherkaren December 7, 2022

Flopping like a crappie

To die, Dying.

If I start "Flopping like a crappie" after eating this, you'll know why.

by Jacjoa September 15, 2020