Crank

another way to say handjob

That ho gives out cranks like it's christmas and she santa clause.

by bojanglesss October 19, 2010

Crank

Verb. Slang that implies the action of turning in a certain direction, usually used amongst friends by the person with the best idea of where the group or individual is headed.

1. "Oi Dazza! Crank a left at the next intersection, and we'll be there in like five minutes!"

2. "I told Shelly to crank a right, but she reckoned I was wrong. Now we're stuck in the middle of traffic!"

by Ginadean October 19, 2007

Cranks

Besides coffee it is also known to be the white substance that comes out of a male's genitala while "cumming" to a pleasurable climax.

I filled a cup of cranks for a fertility clinic.

by DealerHub November 27, 2010

Crank

Crank, or Cranking, is the act of wanking off while crying; The Cry Wank. This is done most of the time while thinking about an ex that broke your heart, tears often being used as lubricant. Coined from Russell Brand's Ponderland, Season 1 episode 4 "Sports."

They were cranking off because his ex is was such a bitch, but had a great ass.

by HAL0THANE June 18, 2010

crank

The act of simultaneously masturbating and defecating, derived from a fusion of the words 'crap' and 'wank'. Usually performed on the toilet, when a gentleman is getting ready for work and doesn't have time to shit and then wank concurrently so has to do both at the same time. Practicioners have been known, however, to perform the 'crap' element in their undergarments mid-crank.

Mate I was so rushed this morning I had to get a crank in.

by poweritup108 June 11, 2006

Crank

Crystal Methamphetamine, the good shit

dude 1: yo nigga, lez go pick up a fat bag of that crazy ass crank

dude 2: ight yo, s'all good, i got mad billz

by methFace February 28, 2011

cranks

Cranks refer to each individual crank on a bike's crankset.
Cranksets are the levers used for pedaling a bicycle. Cranks happen to be one of the three most important components on a bicycle, the important trio being, frame, wheelset and cranks.

Those are some crazy cranks you got on that bike. I bet they're as stiff as a twelve year old with a girly mag.

by dubbed March 9, 2006