crapping in my coffin

When a situation causes someone to become scared or very uneasy.

I was crapping in my coffin while I was waiting for the paternity test results. If I find out that I'm not the baby's daddy, that baby's momma will be crapping in her coffin.

by C--money December 21, 2005

Camping World

An undeniably perfect place to have sex.

What'd you do this weekend?
Went to Camping World with this babe.
Holla!

by Kellie Jacobson May 16, 2005

crapping out babies

Used pejoratively, to describe women irresponsibly having children for the sake of having children, without regard to how they'll be taken care of; or referring to women trapped in a subservient position, generally within a patriarchal or relgiious culture, in which she serves the function of a brood mare, forced to have many children to satisfy some standard that has been imposed upon her. The term implies that these mothers have no serious regard for their children or the responsibility of childbirth, but rather, like dogs or cats, simply let nature take its course. One woman who has recently been described as crapping out babies is Nadya Sulieman, the young Southern California woman who recently had octuplets, after already giving birth to six other children--all through fertility treatments.

"I'm tired of these welfare mothers crapping out babies just so they can get more money from the taxpayer"; "In many Middle East countries women are kept ignorant and barefoot, crapping out babies they can barely feed, just so their husbands can feel proud of themselves."

by Jim Dawson February 9, 2009

stealth camping

The art of sleeping in your vehicle without being detected by authorities.

My VW camper bus is great for stealth camping... I can camp wherever I want for free.

by Swiftriver October 4, 2009

Harold Camping

One of a long line of chicken-little wannabes. Greatest claim to fame was conning thousands of Christians into re-painting their mini-vans and holding placards declaring May 21 2011 to be the end of the world (biblical rapture). Camping's other claim to fame was the same stunt, back in 1994, which goes to prove that the average American has a memory like your average goldfish.

So, are you serious, or are you just Harold Camping about it?

by antscreasey October 30, 2011

crapping your pants

1.) Where you make crap or poop in your pants, without using a toilet. Normally frowned upon in society.

2.) Not necessarily doing the above, being very scared, frightened, or angry.

1a.) Dude, you really need to stop crapping your pants.
1b.) Ew, Alex just crapped his pants.

2.) I'm going to crap my pants if I get a bad grade on this test.

by Cooooooooooooooody September 24, 2006

harold camping

a viscious turd burgler who failed TWICE at predicting the end of the world. This hairy nut sack made up some cracked out math problem to determine doomsday, which was obviously wrong. He made millions off raping the minds of weak individuals. He spent all day May 21, 2011 listening to Britney Spears new single probably camped out masturbating. What a radical douche bag.

"Harold Camping, get your meat rocket away from my daughter!"

"Who was that cunt who said the world was supposed to end? Oh, thats just Harold Camping."

Harold Camping, you are old as tits.

by STANKnuggets July 9, 2011