Crackalackan

A giant potato that climbs a green bernener while riding a unicycle with a horn in its bunghole

That baby seems to be crackalackan

by Aidsmonkey 3000 times ouch July 24, 2021

bloody cockslap

When you cockslap someone, with blood on your penis.
The blood can be period blood, blood from getting circumcised, etc.

Jeremy told Sarah, " Let me bloody cockslap that ass!"

by bloodyphantomofthorns July 9, 2016

Around The Back CockSlap

When you and your partner are both naked and ready to fuck . As the girl/boy ( if you like that kinda stuff ) is coming near you , you then fake left/right do a 360 spin to turn around from them and as your about to face them give them a cock slap/ dick print .

Lisa got tired of dick prints so she pulled off an Around The Back CockSlap.

by TrustTheCircle June 4, 2012

crackalac

the best all white rap group in the midwest maybe the united states. whoever wrote its a racist word or anything to do with the kkk is an idiot.

did you see the crackalac show last night?

by crackalac recordz January 26, 2011

cockslap

to slap someone in the face with your half-erected dick. doing this before or after having sex it is the only secure way to avoid pregnancy and venereal diseases.

guy: I cockslaped you, so i can't be the father!!

biotch: I gonna kick yer ass!!!

crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

by sgrDD March 20, 2008

CrackalacCorrine

someone who goes from one guy to his best friend in a matter of weeks, is known to fake anxiety, does not shower often, and can not use a tissue correctly

Dude she is such a CrackalacCorrine, I mean look at her hair!

by Laticia March 7, 2008

crackaphat

Generic term for anything that can produce an erection e.g. Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, sexy body etc

Impotent man goes to the doctor and says "I can't do anything with this soft schlong - you have to give me some crackaphat"

by argusm June 7, 2007