The time it takes a white person also known as a cracker to get to a green bean casserole. 2.5 times faster than the speed of light.
White Person 1: Hey there’s a green bean casserole at the party.
White Person 2: Damn I’ll be there in a Crackersecond
White Person 2: Damn I’ll be there in a Crackersecond
by Goober1500 February 18, 2023
Get the Crackersecond mug.1) WORD: Crackhole.
2) Used as a Noun, usually. .
3)Crackhole is used to described your butt hole and butt crack as though it were one.
This is exactly the scenario that happened in real life, that gave new life to the word crackhole. This is what inspired me to then come to this amazing webpage that gave and still gives way for everyone to make up their own word and it’s definition/meaning and/or type in their own interpretation of an already known word.
Oh, and we the people get to see all of the talented writers of our generation collaborate in old definition meets todays definition.
2) Used as a Noun, usually. .
3)Crackhole is used to described your butt hole and butt crack as though it were one.
This is exactly the scenario that happened in real life, that gave new life to the word crackhole. This is what inspired me to then come to this amazing webpage that gave and still gives way for everyone to make up their own word and it’s definition/meaning and/or type in their own interpretation of an already known word.
Oh, and we the people get to see all of the talented writers of our generation collaborate in old definition meets todays definition.
Examples when used in a proper sentence and setting.
Sentence phrasing 1:
I regretfully asked my boyfriend to look and see if I had an obvious wedgie or not… when he told me matter of factly “Yes, and it’s actually going up your entire Crackhole!
Sentence phrasing 2:
I looked at my boyfriend in utter disbelief! My leggings really were engulfed into every inch of my Crackhole. It took two pulls to get it out.
Sentence phrasing 3:
Jimminy crick!! Why a hole crackhole wedgie frank? You know that Crackhole wedgies are the doggone worst!”
Sentence phrasing 1:
I regretfully asked my boyfriend to look and see if I had an obvious wedgie or not… when he told me matter of factly “Yes, and it’s actually going up your entire Crackhole!
Sentence phrasing 2:
I looked at my boyfriend in utter disbelief! My leggings really were engulfed into every inch of my Crackhole. It took two pulls to get it out.
Sentence phrasing 3:
Jimminy crick!! Why a hole crackhole wedgie frank? You know that Crackhole wedgies are the doggone worst!”
by Iridescentsparkles June 3, 2023
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1) WORD: Crackhole.
2) Used as a Noun, usually. .
3)Crackhole is used to described your butt hole and butt crack as though it were one.
This is exactly the scenario that happened in real life, that gave new life to the word crackhole. This is what inspired me to then come to this amazing webpage that gave and still gives way for everyone to make up their own word and it’s definition/meaning and/or type in their own interpretation of an already known word.
Oh, and we the people get to see all of the talented writers of our generation collaborate in old definition meets todays definition.
2) Used as a Noun, usually. .
3)Crackhole is used to described your butt hole and butt crack as though it were one.
This is exactly the scenario that happened in real life, that gave new life to the word crackhole. This is what inspired me to then come to this amazing webpage that gave and still gives way for everyone to make up their own word and it’s definition/meaning and/or type in their own interpretation of an already known word.
Oh, and we the people get to see all of the talented writers of our generation collaborate in old definition meets todays definition.
Examples when used in a proper sentence and setting.
Sentence phrasing 1:
I regretfully asked my boyfriend to look and see if I had an obvious wedgie or not… when he told me matter of factly “Yes, and it’s actually going up your entire Crackhole!
Sentence phrasing 2:
I looked at my boyfriend in utter disbelief! My leggings really were engulfed into every inch of my Crackhole. It took two pulls to get it out.
Sentence phrasing 3:
Jimminy crick!! Why a hole crackhole wedgie frank? You know that Crackhole wedgies are the doggone worst!”
Sentence phrasing 1:
I regretfully asked my boyfriend to look and see if I had an obvious wedgie or not… when he told me matter of factly “Yes, and it’s actually going up your entire Crackhole!
Sentence phrasing 2:
I looked at my boyfriend in utter disbelief! My leggings really were engulfed into every inch of my Crackhole. It took two pulls to get it out.
Sentence phrasing 3:
Jimminy crick!! Why a hole crackhole wedgie frank? You know that Crackhole wedgies are the doggone worst!”
by Iridescentsparkles June 3, 2023
Get the Crackhole mug.A benevolent crack wanderer who stole puropose is to blesse crackheads with random found crack rocks along their travels all while donning the official uniform of the crack people. a torn hoodie , fingerless gloves, sweatpants under cargo shorts, and mismatching footwear
Almost out of nowhere a Wanderer appeared As if to answer our prayers, all to spread his generosity With three crack rocks. his name was Johnny Crackleseed.
by Qbinking January 31, 2025
Get the Johnny Crackleseed mug.Located in lovely Waverly Sq there lies the most methed out crackhouse an affluent suburb could reasonably conjure up.
For approximately a decade, a revolving door of drug-addicted, degenerate tenants have terrorized the area. It’s been unbelievable to watch as crackhead after crackhead cycles through the god forsaken hellscape of a home. There was one brief break when the landlord housed about 10 Guatemalan illegals. It’s clear that the landlord is intent on setting some sort of record for the most degenerate tenants in a row. Frankly, it’s impressive.
Maybe the house is cursed, or maybe the landlord is in love with section 8 peeps.
For approximately a decade, a revolving door of drug-addicted, degenerate tenants have terrorized the area. It’s been unbelievable to watch as crackhead after crackhead cycles through the god forsaken hellscape of a home. There was one brief break when the landlord housed about 10 Guatemalan illegals. It’s clear that the landlord is intent on setting some sort of record for the most degenerate tenants in a row. Frankly, it’s impressive.
Maybe the house is cursed, or maybe the landlord is in love with section 8 peeps.
by The Sleaze March 2, 2025
Get the Belmont Crackhouse mug.Proffesor YN: Yo hop on on my CoC,
you: get on raldi's crackhouse
raldi: *dies from crack*
Proffesor YN: holy shit he fucking died in a fucking game
you: get on raldi's crackhouse
raldi: *dies from crack*
Proffesor YN: holy shit he fucking died in a fucking game
by RaldisCrackhouse December 25, 2025
Get the Raldi's crackhouse mug.Similar to "don't bring a knife to a gunfight". The act of doing "ket" in a crackhouse is sure to get you properly fucked up. Crackheads don't put up with ket monsters when they're in the crackhouse
Hugh: Oi tom what are you doing this weekend?
Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub
Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.
Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub
Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.
by mogacco505 June 16, 2019
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