Crawley

Crawley is a town near Gatwick in West Sussex, to be honest it's the same as any other town really. It's got it's good and bad parts, many people travel down for other towns for Crawley's shopping center and facilities. It's known for being a place filled with chavs, which isn't very realistic. It's pretty ordinary really.

Horsham Kid "I heard Crawley is a complete dive!"
Crawley Kid "It's really just the same as any other town"

by gbd463t May 2, 2011

Giant Enemy Crablet

The Giant Enemy Crablet is a video remake of a famous meme of The Giant Enemy Spider. This remake used clips from the Node and Steam videos (that were out at the time). These clips were collected from the game BONEWORKS, the best Virtual Reality game of 2019, and until full drive VR, of all time.

"The Giant Enemy Crablet HMM HMM HMHMHMHMHM MM MM MM M M M M M"
"Indeed my fellow Phord"

by CamoHappy December 28, 2019

cradle napper

someone who gets busy with, taps, and/or tries to date someone who is significantly younger than them. see cradle robber.

john: dude, stop being a cradle napper
dude: what, nah man shes fine and shes got grass on the field.... i'mma play ball
john: DUDE shes like 12!

by optimysterious prime July 8, 2010

Crabel

To do something with the least amount of effort possible, consistently screwing it up and making your own situation actually worse than it was before you crabeled it.

Did you go to that job interview?

No, I kind of crabeled it away. I came in unprepared, drunk, unshaven, and I couldn't care less if I got the job or not.

by DpN November 4, 2012

Cradle Mountain Curse

When a woman takes her male partner for a weekend away to a place in Tasmania called Cradle Mountain, thus entitling her to ownership of his testicles for eternity. Most men don't believe of this curse when warned prior, but on return from the cursed mountain, he will be sampling cheese platters and playing tennis on a regular basis. As she now owns his nuts, she will never allow him to drink with mates again, he is now a slave to her every need; he has the Cradle Mountain Curse.

Woman: "Hey honey, we should get away for the weekend." Man: "sounds good babe, where were you thinking?" Woman: "how about Cradle Mountain??" (Knowing full well he will be infected with the Cradle Mountain Curse) Man: "okay"

by balzd33p September 3, 2014

Cable Salad

The mess of cables behind your electronics

Dude look at that, it's a TOTAL cable salad

by iScreamFURbeans July 19, 2016

Crabetarian

A vegetarian that also eats crab meat

Ella is a crabetarian. She used to be a vegetarian but now she also eats crab meat.

by Ella e August 6, 2020