Counter Strike: Source

An online FPS game that originated from Counter Strike (CS). Counter Strike: Source (CSS) is mainly a graphical update of the original with a new radar, buy menu, and a few maps thrown in. Many criticize the game for being "easier" due to vital spots on players made bigger though the game is still challenging and fun. The game is often looked down upon due to the steadily growing number of prepubecent boys with microphones and hackers. Only a fraction of the number of total players of the original CS, play CSS. Because of the smallish number of players, hacking and cheating isn't as bad of a problem on CSS as it is on CS. Its still recommended that you play with the microphone mute option enabled.

*NOTE* Playing CSS may lead to a broken computer or possibly an early death.

A typical Counter Strike: Source match

Player 1: HEADSHOT!
12 year old with microphne: Pphhhhptptpt!
Player 2: StfU NoOB
PLayer 1: HEADSHOT!
Player 3: Player 1 u fukIn haker!
12 year old with microphone: Ssssspspspspspszzzzzeertk!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
Player 2: god dam stFU you fukinNo0b! GaY! FAG!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
Player 3: HAKR!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
12 year old with microphone: Kpstkpstkpstfffffeeerrrpt!
Player 4 Entered the Game
Player 3: PlAYur 1 iz a H4k0R!
Player 1: HEADSHOT!
12 year old with a microphone: Kephpphertzt! Pt! Pzphphsert!
Player 2: GAY! fAg quEER! Ill kILL yuor mothr! STfU N0ob!11!
Player 4 Left the Game

Counter Strike: Source by I left CSS for WoW December 24, 2008

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

A game that doesn't require any skills to be good at, all you need is a good inventory. You should have one of your several Karambit knives equipped at all times and inspect it in game whenever possible to ensure that anybody who is spectating you is aware that you are aware you're being watched and you are absolutely showing off that extremely pricey knife you own.

Your stats are irrelevant when playing this game, most people aren't even aware that the 'Tab' key actually has a function in game. It doesn't matter if you don't know what 'eco' means. Fuck team work. You have a 'BOOM' AWP in your inventory, as long as you have $4750 cash in game you're buying an AWP.

While playing, it's recommended that you mock anyone who decided to give their Nova the 'Walnut' skin. Same goes for people who give their FAMAS the 'Doomkitty' skin. You will only equip 'StatTrak' weapons and the first thing you do when you acquire one is go on an idle server and get several hundred kills on AFK players in order to pad the stats so you don't look like a total n00b.

You now have all the knowledge required to start playing CS:GO. Go forth and procure many skins of great value.

Yo bro, check out my new StatTrak Karambit Slaughter that I unboxed on Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. It only took me 978 keys!

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive by JuannyBravo September 19, 2014

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Counter-Strike fag

A Counter-Strike fag is a person who plays counter-strike and feels he/she is the best f***in person in the world. These people have no life and spend days playing this game to reach perfection and laugh at inexperienced players called noobs. They also tend to use leet speak which is words using random numbers and letters and is f***ing annoying to read. Counter-Strike fags range from ages 9-20 with anybody over 18 still living with their mom.

<cs fag1>
"Look guys my record is 100/2, I R TEh greaterest cs player in teh world har har har!"
<dod player>
"...thats great."
<cs fag>
*gets killed* "j00 used a n00b gun you n00b! Thats why you killed me!"
<me>
*sigh* "No its because I have skill and I don't whine constantly about how well I'm doing. It's just game, nothing to get a boner about."

Counter-Strike fag by technic March 10, 2005

counter strike global offensive

A game that requires lots of skill and time to perfect it is not another call of duty FPS. this game is a very skilled FPS with tournaments that go up to 200,000 thousand dollars. it has a great adult community usually 17-40 very good sportsmanship i recommend buying this from steam!

CS GO Counter Strike Global Offensive

counter strike global offensive by DemiZe_PHANTOM December 11, 2013

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