Born in 1743, in the small town of Maidstone, England, Robert Cornhole spent his early years as a renegade child. It wasn't until he tripped and fell, knocking out his two front teeth, that he discovered his true calling: science.
By the age of 17, Cornhole had run countless tests on rodents and smaller children on what exactly "teeth" were.
(However, it is important to note that there was no word for "teeth" at that time. Like air, "teeth" were seen as another unimportant part of the body, and therefor it was generally accepted that they were just there, and no other research was needed)
Painfully ridiculed, part because of the lack of his two front teeth and part because of his blatant foolishness to study somebody's mouth, Cornhole hit a low point in his life during his mid-20's.
In 1765, while in a London coffee house, Cornhole met John Priestly, and there they discussed their passions; Cornhole-teeth, Priestly-air.
With a new passion, Cornhole soon finished his studies. Through his friendship with Priestly, he came to meet Benjamin Franklin in his daily coffee shop conversations. With Franklin's help, he coined the term "tooth," roughly translated from common Icelandic phrase "Klettur í munnur," meaning "rock in mouth."
Because of his new friendship with Franklin, Priestly became jealous of Cornhole, and the two soon ended their relationship.
However, personal life aside, both are considered Founding Fathers of Science due to their huge contribution to the modern world.
Ironically, Robert Cornhole passed away in 1799 of malnutrition after losing all of his teeth in a freak corn-husking tournament.
In addition, Priestly nick-named Robert Cornhole "The Tooth Fairy," not only because of his fascination with teeth, but also the fact that Cornhole himself was a flamboyant homosexual.
By the age of 17, Cornhole had run countless tests on rodents and smaller children on what exactly "teeth" were.
(However, it is important to note that there was no word for "teeth" at that time. Like air, "teeth" were seen as another unimportant part of the body, and therefor it was generally accepted that they were just there, and no other research was needed)
Painfully ridiculed, part because of the lack of his two front teeth and part because of his blatant foolishness to study somebody's mouth, Cornhole hit a low point in his life during his mid-20's.
In 1765, while in a London coffee house, Cornhole met John Priestly, and there they discussed their passions; Cornhole-teeth, Priestly-air.
With a new passion, Cornhole soon finished his studies. Through his friendship with Priestly, he came to meet Benjamin Franklin in his daily coffee shop conversations. With Franklin's help, he coined the term "tooth," roughly translated from common Icelandic phrase "Klettur í munnur," meaning "rock in mouth."
Because of his new friendship with Franklin, Priestly became jealous of Cornhole, and the two soon ended their relationship.
However, personal life aside, both are considered Founding Fathers of Science due to their huge contribution to the modern world.
Ironically, Robert Cornhole passed away in 1799 of malnutrition after losing all of his teeth in a freak corn-husking tournament.
In addition, Priestly nick-named Robert Cornhole "The Tooth Fairy," not only because of his fascination with teeth, but also the fact that Cornhole himself was a flamboyant homosexual.
by Juote March 07, 2009
I hear those Kansas Cornholers are going to protest at the murdered children's funerals.
Those Westboro Baptist Church people are all closet queers, incestuous, inbred Kansas Cornholers.
Those Westboro Baptist Church people are all closet queers, incestuous, inbred Kansas Cornholers.
by JewishMormonDemocrat December 20, 2012
A sexual act. The male attaches multiple kernels of corn to a string then repeatedly shoves them up the asshole of the female. Afterwards they make popcorn with the kernels.
Guy 1: Hey man saw you with that girl last night, how'd it go?
Guy 2: Great I gave her an Iowa cornhole!!
Guy 1: Awww that's awesome, you lucky bastard
Guy 2: Yeah... want some popcorn?
Guy 2: Great I gave her an Iowa cornhole!!
Guy 1: Awww that's awesome, you lucky bastard
Guy 2: Yeah... want some popcorn?
by Markus TP May 25, 2009
by Paul Howarth January 27, 2009
When you attempt, and ultimately, fail, to prevent a gang of bearded, mushroom-penised inmates from overpowering and rectally violating you in the prison store room.
*Watching the butt-flogging montage in The Shawshank Redemption*
"Man, there goes Andy with his broom again. You'd think he was the only piece of ass in all of Shawshank."
"Yeah, these butt cowboys have already cornered and cornholed this dude a dozen times."
"Man, there goes Andy with his broom again. You'd think he was the only piece of ass in all of Shawshank."
"Yeah, these butt cowboys have already cornered and cornholed this dude a dozen times."
by Belinski November 04, 2018
Cornhole Wallace was a Scottish man who was infamous in the Scottish MacGregor clan for his intense corn eating abilities. Cornhole Wallace has become folklore and his story is often told to young children before bed time. The tale is often told as, "Cornhole Wallace was a man who loved corn. He ate corn everyday and even showed others new ways to eat corn and enjoy corn. But one day Cornhole Wallace at his corn to fast and choked to death." The point of this tale is to scare youngsters into eating slowly so as not to choke.
Have you ever heard the tragic tale of Cornhole Wallace? The poor fool at so much corn he killed himself.
by Dumpy(Official) December 30, 2020
by Jhox September 21, 2018