Corn Sugar

Some bullshit excuse that the industry has come up with to disguise the product you know as "high fructose corn syrup", the same shit that caused and explosion of obesity and health problems in the last quater of the 20th century.

Commercial: "I only want the best for my children, so I feed them almost-but-not-really-at-all-natural corn sugar! The way nature* intended!"

Consumer: "Well I've never heard of corn sugar before, but if the souless actress says it's good for me than who am I to argue?"

*May or may not be a lie.

by Chucktanium September 29, 2010

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Corn 🌟

A Ratio demon

Friend: Did you see Corn 🌟 ratio Lil Nas X? Yea he crazy lol

by sshjsgatatayau October 11, 2020

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corn ball

some one who is really corny. Or a dude who tries to spit game but his game is weak as hell.

corn ball, ur not even funny.

by Tee4125 May 22, 2006

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Corn

side effects of corn: choking, i guess

come down today to try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn

by yeahhhhno May 14, 2021

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Corn Nut God

The fictional god of Corn Nuts. He appears whenever cameras are present and is the cause of whichever face you may have made.

Bro #1- You look really pissed off in that picture, bro.
Bro #2- Yeah, the Corn Nut God was hitting on my girlfriend.

by NarwhalvsUnicorn42 March 1, 2010

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Corn Plug

A state of severe constipation. A constipated bowel caused by lack of fiber and too much starch in the diet.

Will: Where is Larry? He has been gone for over an hour.
Frank: Dude's not feeling good Brahhhhhh. He's in the shitter working out a Corn Plug.
Will: Ouch! Does he need an enema?
Frank: Nahh Brahhhh. I gave him a kitchen spoon. He will get it worked out eventually.

by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015

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