Linford Coote

1) A man with super powers over women;
2) To spooge on one's sister's face.

1)
Jim- I saw Linford Coote the other day.
Josh- Yeah?! I haven't seen that guy for years!
Jim- Yeah, he was about to pull out and give your mom a golden shower.
Josh- WTF???
Jim- She was asking for it.

2) Mel- I sometimes think about doing it to my sister.
Andy- Funny you mention that. You know it's easier to cross the hall than to cross the street. Plus, she let's me Linford Coote.

by DJ Crunk Face February 9, 2005

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Coot Nanny

A married man's fling with his children's babysitter.

Wife: "What the fuck is going on?"

Husband: "Sorry baby; I couldn't pass up that coot nanny."

by Mistress November 23, 2004

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coot loot

pussy money

If you're going to a whore house it's good to have coot loot.

by Ryan Conn June 6, 2004

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Sloth Coot

A mid 20 year old female, 30 lbs over weight who smells like the calcium build up male p.e teachers get on the sides of their mouths during an intense game of wall "fag" ball. They also prey on drunk "scrotes" at the bars that are to smashed to realize how carney their under gibblets looks.

My boy B-Dunks got man handled by a Sloth Coot in an suburban bunker last weekend...He still smells like Rumpelstiltskin's breath...

by P Dangerously August 31, 2011

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