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Asian Rice Cooker Effect

When your name is Joshua and you have bad memory and go crazy when someone steals your stuff
by no19212129 March 28, 2023
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Solar powered shit cooker

A portable outhouse that sits in the hot sun boiling crap.
I'm gonna go home and take a crap. That solar powered shit cooker stinks.
by Homey D September 29, 2010
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Cooker

A person called “hayden” claiming his occupation is a “cooker” because his english is so damn good.
“i am a cooker”
*whole class laughs
by fickdeinemutter January 28, 2024
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tending to the slow cooker

Person 1: "Stop messaging me, im tending to the slow cooker."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"
by gazza222 November 7, 2020
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Slow Cooker

Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."

"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
by Sue doe name July 11, 2022
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Cooker

Australian slang for a mentally impaired person who has no grasp on reality.

The noun ‘cooker’ refers to the state of the persons brain, it is ‘cooked’ or fried and as such is in a constant state of malfunction resulting in the symptomatic cooker insanity.

Cookers believe in conspiracy theories and have hilariously insane takes. Examples of cooker beliefs include 5G causes cancer, COVID was a WHO conspiracy, and vaccines cause autism.

Cookers are commonly supporters of fascist political parties because they also have racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist and xenophobic feelings and beliefs.

Cookers are typically boomers who have left school early and then had their brain ‘cooked’ by the most insane parts of the Internet and right-wing media.
John was raving about how climate change is a Jewish Chinese conspiracy. What a fucking cooker.
by K.A.E July 18, 2023
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Seduction Cooker

A person who can seduce like a piece of cake, inflame easily.
My bro is a seduction cooker, he cooks rizz.
by retiredretardreturns December 26, 2023
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