where you and your mate sign a contract, then you both cut yourself and then bleed onto a piece of paper to make sure you never break that contract for the rest of your life, and if you do, you are the ultimate homo.
me and my mate did a blood contract where we would swear to never bum bum choo choo chocolate tunnel if you know what i mean ;)
by dsquared&hdog June 8, 2021
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Man, I was stuck in traffic and desperately needed to go number two. It was so urgent that I experienced pucker contractions like when you use a muscle stimulator. Thankfully, I found an offramp and a restroom at a gas station.
by Mr. Dirty Thumb August 1, 2025
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Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Non Disclosure agreement (contract)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Non Disclosure agreement (contract)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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We've been fucking the last couple weeks and she loves how I get it done. I've officially got her Plumbing Contract.
by Dave a Klein April 6, 2022
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Yo can you pattern the Young Independent contact ca it need to be done my Guy
Say nothing my bro
Young independent contractor can be signed big man
Say nothing my bro
Young independent contractor can be signed big man
by DanIam October 17, 2022
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"hey John im tryna suck you dick" "nah u gay" "its fine im on a legends contract" "oh oh mb bro i thought you was on that gay shit" "nah i aint on that gay shit"
by Kjizzlekjt March 13, 2021
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