Thorndike Confused Cat

Based on the seminal psychological experiments by the eponymous scientist, the phrase has come to indicate a situation in which a straight man, traditionally equipped with a thorn-like tongue stud, provides such explosively exciting cunnilingus to a lesbian that she questions and/or reconsiders her sexual orientation.

Phil: Yo Tawd, did you end up scoring with that short-haired hipster chick last night? We all thought she was a lesbian!
Tawd: Turns out you guys were right, but after a good 'ol Thorndike Confused Cat last night, she stuck around for pancakes and buttsex this morning!
Phil: Dude, the final frontier?! Awesome!
Tawd: Yep. Pretty awesome.

by Tawd the Bawler October 11, 2011

dazed and confused

The single greatest movie ever made. It feature amazing music and in depth characters that anyone can relate with. If you don't like this movie you officially have no tastes in anything. The name comes from an equally amazing Led Zeppelin song title.

Every night I'll watch this movie. I play it as I sleep. When my friends and I get stoned we watch Dazed and confused.

by Being sober is for the weak. April 14, 2007

dazed and confused

an amazingsong by led zeppelin that is even better than stairway to heaven (which is nearly impossible). has a really cool bass line and one of the most kick-ass guitar solos i've ever heard.

soul of a woman was created below!

by ella October 26, 2004

confused face

The confused face is

the face,that is sometime retarded looking, when you don't understand, or don't want to understand something.

1: that movie was so confusing.
2: i know at the end of the movie i had confused face.

1:What the hell is that?
2:i don't know i had confused face and i don't want to know!

by love em November 28, 2012

confused

When a person is unsure and doesn’t know what to do with a situation

The Polish people are confused

by Death Menace December 7, 2022

Little dude gender confused

A shorter person who is slightly confused as to what gender he is. He will usually be unsure of which line to go into when genders are told to be separated in gym class.

Haha. It's little dude gender confused.

by jamie leek June 3, 2008

confused

hmmm....
my ground state of mind.

ksfj;sghsd'kgjsd'ks'af'sdf (what to type on im's if someone confuses you)

me when veiwing chatspeak. (I'M A WRITER!!! I CAN'T READ CHATSPEAK)

defintion of all cheerleaders and cheerleader wanna-be's

omg! he wuz totaly like (insert chatspeak here... i can't type it)

Me: *stares, blinks* huh.....?

by Isis February 22, 2005