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Condor Egg

To adventure into a thorn bush and injure ones bollocks
Henry ventured into the bushes for a wee, oh man he sure did have a condor egg afterwards
by Jimbo Ballbags November 14, 2025
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El Condor Pass

An elevated valley in a Mexican mountain-range frequented by large broad-winged scavenger-birds; I would love to hike through it (if I could).
Dunno why Simon & Garfunkel made such a big issue in their song about whether they could conquer El Condor Pass; if they didn't feel confident about making a strenuous hike, there is such a thing as chartering a helicopter.
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
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Covid-contour

The art of apllying make-up to your cheek bones so they pop in the most beautiful and vibrant way while wearing your newly required Covid-19 face mask.
Luckily, now I can save time on make-up! I can throw away my lipstick, covid-contour my cheeks, put on my bithchin' face mask and hit the grocery store ready to impress!
by East Tennessee April 14, 2020
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giant condor

A flying ugly-ass forgettable monster from the Godzilla film franchise, and only appeared once which was in Ebirah, Horror of the Deep, or Godzilla vs. The Seamonster.
Person 1: “Look! It’s a giant bird!
Person 2: “No dumbass it’s a giant condor!”
Person 1: “It’s the same fu-
by A Little Parasite On The Web February 5, 2023
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Delusions of Contour

When a woman believes the more amount of makeup she wears, the more attractive she appears to be.

This is never the case as it only highlights their crippling insecurities and nonexistent self-esteem.

Like all mental illnesses, women who suffer from delusions of contour need professional help.
Darius: Yo did you see Emily at the party last night?!
Jude: ya but she was looking beat ngl
Darius: that birthday makeup she had on was outlandish!
Jude: kinda feel bad, she got some serious delusions of contour. Homegirl was out here lookin like Pennywise from Wish!!
by bredsheeran81 January 2, 2024
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Delusions of Contour

When a woman's makeup looks horrific to the general public but not to themselves.

In many instances, the amount she cakes on is in direct correlation to the degrees of her insecurity. So much so, they embody a feigned sense of confidence despite the glaring reality they look like Pennywise.

Sadly, a woman's girl friends will never be truthful to her when she exhibits clear symptoms of this condition. Since critiquing them warrants getting your car keyed, tires slashed and a minimum of 400 death threats sent the same hour, the most effective method of curing a delusional woman is either intensive psychotherapy or directions to the nearest circus.
Miriam: did you see Sara's face last night?
Bella: yeah omg! She looked AWFUL.
Miriam: right?? That girl must be suffering Delusions of Contour. Let's book a therapist for her.
by bredsheeran81 October 25, 2024
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